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>be newly married to 10/10 qt virgin wife
>modern house with a beautiful view, thinking about pets and kids, life is good
>enjoy one last zatsudan with Subaru before putting the past behind me
>this happens
>panik.png
>start boarding windows, hoarding guns & ammo, hunker down in the basement
>wife is concerned, doesn't understand what's wrong
>"She's a Holo with no known ID, she could be anyone!"
>vocal range so impressive she could impersonate anyone I love and hold dear
>can't call the cops, she's arrested & imprisoned on scant evidence
>she's already in with them, I'd be walking into her trap
>only hope is her attraction to shit video games, leave Battletoads & old hot dogs outside the front door as a peace offering
>... 2 days pass
>nothing happens
>start to let down my guard, sleep with my wife in our bedroom again
>
>awake to raspy cries from the kitchen, cold sweat runs down my chest & back
>wake up my wife
>thinks she left the pet door unlocked
>grab our guns, slowly make our way towards the noise
>
>jesus christ
>see a monstrous duck, muscles bulging, eyes wide, standing in gasoline
>drops a lighter
>sweeps me aside and pounces on my wife
>MAMA! MAMAAA!
>wife starts crying as her clothes are torn apart, begging me for help, raped in front of me as our house goes up in flames
>everyone is screaming from the horrible burns but this faq'ing duck doesn't care
>doesn't even care about the terms, focused only on oppai
>SHUBA SHUBA SHUBA as she orgasms
>her unlimited stamina keeps her going long after my wife has passed out from carbon monoxide poisoning
>last thing I see is her coming towards me with a kitchen knife
>
>wake up, alive somehow
>surgeons repaired multiple puncture wounds to my heart septum
>demand to speak to a lawyer, anyone who will listen, get told the most unreasonable shit
>"No evidence of arson, assault, or rape due to such-and-such loophole, can't prove who was the perpetrator..."
>"Having received your divorce papers, we are ready to proceed to the next stage Mr. Anon..."
>"Congratulations! You'll be living with your new adoptive daughter, Subaru Oozora..."
>curtains fly open
>she's there--coughing & giggling, 120% femininity as if nothing ever happened
>rest of my life is spent working multiple part-time jobs trying to sustain Subaru's expensive gacha habit
>I am the slave, I am the slave, I am subatomo
>never see my wife again, just know that Subaru goes out every night and doesn't return until late in the morning
