That's right. That's right. always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a vtuber mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a vtuber is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another vtuber, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a vtuber takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a vtuber talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or sneezes, whenever she peko pekos or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex.
>Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sex
>Im tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
>Im planning a collab = Im planning to have sex
>Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right now
>Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.
It all revolves around sex. All vtubers, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All vtubers read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.
