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>Be me
>Just came back from getting stood up at another date
>Crying in my room because nothing ever goes right
>Hear rapid pitter-patter footsteps approaching
>Look up on the shelf next to me
>It's smol Fauna
>She sees me crying and tilts her head, curiously
>"I- I'm sorry, smol Fauna. I can't feed you ice cream sanwiches right now... I got stood up again... Nobody loves me..."
>Smol Fauna scratches her chin
>Suddenly she lifts up her shirt, revealing her strange, pebble-sized nipples
>Her expression dosen't change, but then again her expression never changes from that placid smile
>Smile myself as I realize she's trying to cheer me up
>"Thanks, smol Fauna."
>Smol Fauna gives me a wave and sprints out of my room
>I hear her collide with the coffee table
Get yourselves a smol Fauna, lads...
