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Don't let the Kronii yab distract you from the fact that Pekora bought a fucking monkey

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 05:53:06 No.32100663 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 05:54:28 No.32100738 Report

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A FUCKING MONKEY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 05:54:48 No.32100765 Report

Quoted By: >>32100858 >>32101486

TIMELOOP ALERT TIMELOOP ALERT
YOU ARE ENTERING A TIMELOOP THREAD
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 05:55:24 No.32100797 Report

Quoted By: >>32100849 >>32114543

Is it dead yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 05:56:13 No.32100849 Report

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>>32100797
It died 7 minutes after Pekora's cat first laid eyes on it and that's only because it was tortured for 5 minutes first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 05:56:28 No.32100858 Report

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>>32100765
Imagine the first time Pekora had to wrestle her fucking devil lemur out of the jaws of her cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 05:57:35 No.32100934 Report

Quoted By: >>32101079 >>32101266 >>32110015

>>32100663
She bought a brazilian?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 05:58:02 No.32100976 Report

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ogey

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 05:59:40 No.32101079 Report

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>>32100934
no, it's Senegal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:01:54 No.32101243 Report

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>>32100663
At this point, knowing pekora, and the fact we didn't anything about this monkey for so long, I believe it is already dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:02:13 No.32101266 Report

Quoted By: >>32101322

>>32100934
Yes. I now live with Pekora and sleep in her bed. It's pretty great, the cat is annoying though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:03:04 No.32101311 Report

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This monkey will be the end of hololive I can feel it by the way the wind blows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:03:17 No.32101322 Report

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>>32101266
do you still drink mommy pekora's milk, Jiru?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:05:19 No.32101453 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:05:37 No.32101476 Report

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>>32100663
I'm the monkey

She bought me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:05:45 No.32101486 Report

Quoted By: >>32101802

>>32100765
This entire board is constantly on time loop already

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:06:47 No.32101569 Report

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>>32100663
Yeah I know that bungee gum has both properties of rubber and gum

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:10:37 No.32101802 Report

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>>32101486
I WANT OFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:11:09 No.32101833 Report

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>>32100663
How is this a monkey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:14:20 No.32102027 Report

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I will report her to the authorities and send hololive into bankruptcy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:17:17 No.32102212 Report

Quoted By: >>32103042

>>32100663
>kroni yab
Huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:32:00 No.32103042 Report

Quoted By: >>32103503 >>32106504

>>32102212
She told Mumei that she was doing a feet review pt 2 with Gura, and got pictures of her irl feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:33:16 No.32103104 Report

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This bitch really bought a monkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:34:42 No.32103178 Report

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>>32100663
You know somebody's rich and bored with life when they start buying exotic pets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:35:42 No.32103237 Report

Quoted By: >>32103280

>>32100663
did he died?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:36:06 No.32103257 Report

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patient zero for a new pandemic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:36:41 No.32103280 Report

Quoted By: >>32103493

>>32103237
yeah, Miko sat on him after raping Pekora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:37:11 No.32103300 Report

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>>32100663
>Kronii yab
How was it a yab if I'm not a Krocuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:37:47 No.32103340 Report

Quoted By: >>32103780

Let me get this straight. A FUCKING monkey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:37:59 No.32103348 Report

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>>32100663
A FUCKING CAT FOOD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:40:46 No.32103493 Report

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>>32103280
wish I could die like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:40:56 No.32103503 Report

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>>32103042
Kek if only

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:47:00 No.32103780 Report

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>>32103340
An actual fucking monkey, who resides in her god-damn domicile, and drinks from her pert oriental teat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:52:54 No.32104096 Report

Quoted By: >>32104224 >>32104460

This meme isn't funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 06:55:24 No.32104224 Report

Quoted By: >>32104473

>>32104096
How is it a meme when she actually got a fucking monkey in real life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:00:10 No.32104460 Report

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>>32104096
this bitch is cohabitating with a real life monkey. shit is straight up preposterous

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:00:28 No.32104473 Report

Quoted By: >>32104568 >>32104773

>>32104224
whats wrong with it ? It's legal.
explain logically

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:02:36 No.32104568 Report

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>>32104473
I never said anything was wrong with it, people just normally don't purchase monkeys as pets, so it's very funny that she did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:06:40 No.32104773 Report

Quoted By: >>32105189 >>32105513

>>32104473
>Even if its legal, it is a wild animal and not a domesticated pet.
>It belongs in the wild, hopping from tree to tree, and not living in a cramped Japanese household
>It is also in actual, real danger of being killed by one her cats.
>A girl who has her mom babying her should not be purchasing an exotic pet
>Its a fucking monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:10:10 No.32104929 Report

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>>32101453
I HAVE HEARD THAT FAGGOT HAS AN ALTERNATE CHANNEL TOO. WHAT IS IT?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:12:51 No.32105056 Report

Quoted By: >>32105490

It always makes me laugh when I imagine this weird little thing bouncing out of control covering the room in piss with its hands and Pekora panics as she realizes she bough an actual fucking tropical monkey. Like I can so clearly imagine her panicked little stuttering attempts to reason with it as she desperately tries to follow this thing just bouncing around the room from bed post to door frame to window curtain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:15:50 No.32105189 Report

Quoted By: >>32105383

>>32104773
Who are you quoting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:20:07 No.32105378 Report

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>>32100663
i'll only care about this loser when she beats marine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:20:12 No.32105383 Report

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>>32105189
deleted post above me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:22:17 No.32105490 Report

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>>32105056
I can only hope that Pekomama is somehow able to keep that Bengal pissmonkey under control, because we obviously can't expect her daughter to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:23:01 No.32105513 Report

Quoted By: >>32106203

>>32104773
>its legal
then no problem peta guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:24:08 No.32105561 Report

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A FUCKING MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:39:09 No.32106203 Report

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>>32105513
99% OF THE SHIT ON THIS BOARD IS LEGAL BUT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT NONSTOP, WHY DO I SUDDENLY HAVE TO BE BLASÉ ABOUT A JAPANESE GIRL OWNING A FUCKING MONKEY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:43:29 No.32106382 Report

Quoted By: >>32106563

Japanese ppl have otter, owl, monkey as their pet.
Just get used to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:46:22 No.32106504 Report

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>>32103042
I would forgive her for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 07:47:47 No.32106563 Report

Quoted By: >>32108635 >>32111460

>>32106382
Japanese people don't give a shit about about animal welfare, even when it puts themselves in potential danger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 08:35:49 No.32108561 Report

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>>32100663
what the fuck? for real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 08:37:42 No.32108635 Report

Quoted By: >>32109015

>>32106563
>Japanese people don't give a shit about about animal welfare
damn the japs are way ahead of our time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 08:40:11 No.32108722 Report

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should have just a sugar glider if she wanted a retarded nocturnal pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 08:47:22 No.32109015 Report

Quoted By: >>32109251

>>32108635
Getting exotic pets that can potentially make my life a living hell? Wow, based and redpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 08:53:21 No.32109251 Report

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>>32109015
The thing is in Japan if the pet is bothering you too much you can just put it in a pillow case, and smack it on the ground like a Terry's chocolate orange. No one will say anything, because calling the police might intrude upon the 10 minutes of private time they got that week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 09:12:06 No.32110015 Report

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>>32100934
Luna would never sell a luknight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 09:28:31 No.32110644 Report

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>Kronii yab
It's not a yab when it's just incels making a big fuss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 09:50:53 No.32111460 Report

Quoted By: >>32113008

>>32106563
>fuck tons of homeless crack heads on the street
>animal welfare in japan matterrrrrrrrr brrrrrrr

murican
mind your own business

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 10:19:52 No.32112488 Report

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>>32100663
its dead anon, you gotta let it go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 10:33:48 No.32113008 Report

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>>32111460
How dare you accuse me of being a disgusting Burgerclap

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 11:12:10 No.32114543 Report

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>>32100797
The cat hasnt gone hungry yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 11:56:39 No.32116268 Report

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We don't talk about pekora monkey. It never existed. Prepare for your cease and desist letters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 12:03:49 No.32116723 Report

Quoted By: >>32117540

Are we all going to ignore the fact that it doesn't look like a monkey at all? What kind of monkey is that? It looks more like some kind of Marsupial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 12:11:25 No.32117338 Report

Quoted By: >>32117540

guyyyyyyysssss its not a monkey its an african bushbaby

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 12:13:43 No.32117540 Report

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>>32116723
>>32117338
It's still a primate, though. Besides, if you call it a "galago" or "bush baby", nobody here's gonna give a shit, since most people don't know what those are.
Consider this:
>Pekora bought a fucking bush baby!
doesn't sound anywhere near as funny as:
>Pekora bought a fucking MONKEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 12:17:55 No.32117921 Report

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>>32100663
Aqua... Lapu-chan...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 12:34:49 No.32119596 Report

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>>32100663
Isnt this ages ago? Fuck off homofag dont detract the conversation of how your fake depressed clock is cucking you

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