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Yesterday I was jogging near the park, and this weird anthropomorphic came running into me, yelling "UH, NUH!; UH, NUH!" I didn't know what to do.
She was absurdly ecstatic (i didn't know why), so ecstatic that I was questioning that part first and her being anthropomorphic second; So I asked her, "Are you alright?"
She responded "Uh nuH!", I slowly replied, "ahmmm, how can I help you? do you need cash or something?", she looked at her side with her big eyes smiling for no discernible reason, looked to her right and to her left, and looked at me.
I was waiting for an answer, I wanted to be polite after all, for all I know she's an alien of some sort or a princess of an alien squirrel race. Finally she replied "are you sure you want me to steal your Piggy Bank?".
I was even more confused, I was holding a wallet after all, I said, "no... I don't have a piggy bank, but if you need help or anything, food or money perhaps?"
After finishing my sentence, she glance to her left or right, as if she wan't listening to me, dawdling at the environment. Then out of nowhere she punch me. The punch was strong but it only hurt a little.
She grabbed my wallet, ran and yelled
"IM RRRR-RRR-RRuEEAALL SMOOUTH!"
