>So I was on Youtube the other day right
>Just looking for interesting things and that, broadening me mind and that
>And I saw this one thumbnail with massive red le'ers saying "NEW PET", right
>Go on...
>Then in the background there was this monkey-looking fella
>And right next to it there was this rabbit girl looking well 'appy
>So I thought " 'old on a minute, what's going on 'ere then? Which one's the pet 'ere then?"
>No wait 'ang on a minute Karl. What do you mean there was a "rabbit girl looking well 'appy"?
>It's this Japanese rabbit girl on Youtube. 'er name's Usarda Pekaura.
>Oosarda wha-- You know what I don't even know why I'm entertaining this made-up bollocks.
>Im not making it up look go online right now, go to google and type "Usada Pekora" you'll see what im on abou-
>I'M NOT TYPING THAT NONSENSE IN MY SEARCH KARL.
>I DON’T NEED TO SEARCH "USARDA PEKOURA" TO KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABSOLUTE SHIT.
>It's real she's got this little monkey fella knocking about the house right a-
>ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS. YOU'RE TALKING SHIT YET AGAIN KARL. YOU COMPLETE MANIAC.
>Alright, forget it then
