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You are selected by a mysterious godly being to join holostars EN as the next member.
Magically you are given fluency in japanese and indonesian, actual charisma and a personality most would find likable and entertaining and will likely be given some slack by Management.

You are given one job, Make /vt/ seethe and cope as much as possible.

If you get fired it will count as a failure.
If you succeed to this mysterious beings standards, you will be given a wish to do what ever you want.

What do you do in order to succeed