>>33229424I would treat her to as many flatulence inducing meals as I can. Veggie rich, Mexican, whatever.
Then, towards the end of the day, get her drinking until she's wasted and passes out.
Now, farting and unconscious, I can lube up the end of my flexible PVC pipe and insert it into her shithole, the other end leading to the gas mask inlet on my face.
Fumigated by her stink, I cum without touching in mere moments.