Just woke up from a dream where God told me about every HoloEN boyfriend. Don't read if you don't have the nerves for it.

Mori - MowtenDoo (she's a VShojo spy)
Amelia - Tom Scott
Ina - PSY
Gura - DarksydePhil
Kiara - Drachenlord
Mumei - Noam Chomsky
Kronii - Patrick Wood Crusius
Baelz - Karl Jobst
Fauna - Charles III (fourth mistress)
IRyS - Aphex Twin

If the jannies remove this thread then you know it's real.