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>A Warden of Time ate a 9 day old Subway chicken teriyaki sandwich, this is what happened to her bowels.
>O.K. is a ∞ year old woman, presenting to the emergency room with tummy hort.
>She tells the emergency room staff that over the last 2 months she's been bulk ordering Subway subs and eating them every day.
>For the last 3 days she has been experiencing tummy hort along with consistent emptying of her stomach, bowels along with abdominal cramps. But as the time continued the symptoms got worse and her anus prolapsed.
>O.K. loved making references to her Subway habit on stream and loved the taste of their cheap but filling sub par ingredients. She would often tell her dementia ridden Moom about this because she always forgot the last conversation and it was an easy way to pass time with them while making her Moom happy.
>"Subway sandwiches are fine to keep in the fridge for up to a week", she thought.
>She would normally keep sandwiches in there for relatively long periods of time with no issue, "after all there's so many preservatives in them."
>After doing this for several weeks with no issue, she realized she had over stocked on sandwiches and one chicken teriyaki towards the back stayed there for a little over a week.
>She couldn't remember when exactly she had purchased it but thought, "well I've done this before, so what harm could there be?"
>Little did she know, that due to the unsanitary preparations of her local Subway branch the sandwich was contaminated with Salmonella which had been proliferating in the chicken all of that time.
>At first all was well, but that she started to notice her tummy was still rumbling after eating. This was strange because normally her tummy felt good after consuming Subway and this set off alarm bells in her mind.
>As the hours passed she started to experience tummy hort with frequent trips to the bathroom to evacuate her bowels and stomach contents.
>She struggled to discord call for management as she passed out on stream, shortly after she was brought to the emergency room where we are now.
>At examination the medical team noticed that O.K. was indeed not okay and that tummy did hort.
>Tummy comes from a simplified version of the word stomach comes from the Latinization of the Greek word stomakhos which means gullet (GWAK), hort comes from a simplified version of hurt which stems from the old French hurter (to strike or blow).
>And O.K. was indeed blowing chunks from her gullet, implying that the likely problem was from something she had consumed within the last few days.
>After secondary examination the physician had asked O.K. if she had eaten anything strange recently. O.K. replied "No, just the usual spare Subway subs in my fridge."
>Baffled by this response the physician asked her to clarify. O.K. then proceeded to explain that she bulk orders Subway sandwiches and had eaten a very old one in the back of her fridge.
>O.K. was pronounced a ding dong later that day.
>Let this be a reminder that although it may be fun to eat old sandwiches or meal prep for later in the week, you shouldn't purchase pre-made food and eat it after several days because poor sanitary conditions may cause it to spoil quicker than you imagine. Stay safe. Anon out.
>O.K. is a ∞ year old woman, presenting to the emergency room with tummy hort.
>She tells the emergency room staff that over the last 2 months she's been bulk ordering Subway subs and eating them every day.
>For the last 3 days she has been experiencing tummy hort along with consistent emptying of her stomach, bowels along with abdominal cramps. But as the time continued the symptoms got worse and her anus prolapsed.
>O.K. loved making references to her Subway habit on stream and loved the taste of their cheap but filling sub par ingredients. She would often tell her dementia ridden Moom about this because she always forgot the last conversation and it was an easy way to pass time with them while making her Moom happy.
>"Subway sandwiches are fine to keep in the fridge for up to a week", she thought.
>She would normally keep sandwiches in there for relatively long periods of time with no issue, "after all there's so many preservatives in them."
>After doing this for several weeks with no issue, she realized she had over stocked on sandwiches and one chicken teriyaki towards the back stayed there for a little over a week.
>She couldn't remember when exactly she had purchased it but thought, "well I've done this before, so what harm could there be?"
>Little did she know, that due to the unsanitary preparations of her local Subway branch the sandwich was contaminated with Salmonella which had been proliferating in the chicken all of that time.
>At first all was well, but that she started to notice her tummy was still rumbling after eating. This was strange because normally her tummy felt good after consuming Subway and this set off alarm bells in her mind.
>As the hours passed she started to experience tummy hort with frequent trips to the bathroom to evacuate her bowels and stomach contents.
>She struggled to discord call for management as she passed out on stream, shortly after she was brought to the emergency room where we are now.
>At examination the medical team noticed that O.K. was indeed not okay and that tummy did hort.
>Tummy comes from a simplified version of the word stomach comes from the Latinization of the Greek word stomakhos which means gullet (GWAK), hort comes from a simplified version of hurt which stems from the old French hurter (to strike or blow).
>And O.K. was indeed blowing chunks from her gullet, implying that the likely problem was from something she had consumed within the last few days.
>After secondary examination the physician had asked O.K. if she had eaten anything strange recently. O.K. replied "No, just the usual spare Subway subs in my fridge."
>Baffled by this response the physician asked her to clarify. O.K. then proceeded to explain that she bulk orders Subway sandwiches and had eaten a very old one in the back of her fridge.
>O.K. was pronounced a ding dong later that day.
>Let this be a reminder that although it may be fun to eat old sandwiches or meal prep for later in the week, you shouldn't purchase pre-made food and eat it after several days because poor sanitary conditions may cause it to spoil quicker than you imagine. Stay safe. Anon out.
