>"I can't believe it scoob! Every time I come here I see bait post after bait post! This board just can't catch a break!"
>"Hmm... Waaaaaaait a second!"
>"Hey gang, I think we should take a closer look at this so-called 'Unicorn'..."
>(Crowd gasps)
>(IN UNISON) "Nijisanji?!"
>"I knew it! You guys were organising the whole thing through a Discord, weren't you?"
>"Yuck! Why can't they like, go watch one of their 'Livers' or something?"
>"And that's not all. They brag about getting paid in Steam gift cards for doing this!"
>"Zoinks! I can't believe it Scoob! I would never do something that low! Not even for a lifetime supply of Scooby Snax!"
>"Nuh-uh. Nroo wayy!"
>"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
>"Yeah yeah, whatever you say, Nijifag"
>(Crowd laughs)
