I get to enjoy my shark wife, without being insecure about her betraying me with other men. I get to enjoy my owl girl concubine without ever worrying she will collab with another man. I get to enjoy watching the cuck fans of holo girls I despise get NTR'd by their oshis, while also allowing myself an occasional chuckle at the male-female collab antics. I get to occasionally grace the male's streams with my presence and laugh at their clownish attempts to entertain me. I get to laugh at Nijisanji's pitiful attempts to defeat my shark wife.

I just can't stop winning anons.