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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 05:53:54 No.34271431 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34271858 >>34271945 >>34271973 >>34272089 >>34274232 >>34274370 >>34274424 >>34274458 >>34274571 >>34274623 >>34274761 >>34274779 >>34276581 >>34277705

Your daughter just told you that she wants to be a pirate when she grows up.
What do you do in this situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 06:03:58 No.34271858 Report

Quoted By: >>34271985 >>34274321

>>34271431
Teach her coding and cracking, opsec and how to hide her identity online, and a couple of older games with less security to practice on. She will be the greatest game cracker the world has ever seen. She will finally crack Handball 17.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 06:06:04 No.34271945 Report

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>>34271431
Immoral and unethical actions that leave her with a lust for her father for the rest of her life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 06:07:01 No.34271973 Report

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>>34271431
I tell her it's better than being a whore, but oddly she decides to keep that career path too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 06:07:22 No.34271985 Report

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>>34271858
>She will be the greatest game cracker the world has ever seen.
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 06:10:17 No.34272089 Report

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>>34271431
I tell her that she will never be what she wants when she’s an adult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:08:52 No.34274232 Report

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>>34271431
I'll send her to a catholic school

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:10:47 No.34274321 Report

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>>34271858
This man has ambition

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:12:10 No.34274370 Report

Quoted By: >>34274479 >>34274532

>>34271431
Laugh and tell her that I'll support her, but that it might not be all that it's cracked up to be. I would then tell her that ironically, I'm one of the descendants of the famous "privateer" Sir Henry Morgan, the guy on the rum bottle, and that she is too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:13:34 No.34274424 Report

Quoted By: >>34276917

>>34271431
Tell her that IRL pirates are very rapey and ask if she still wants to be a pirate.

If she says yes I rape her and teach her how to rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:14:09 No.34274458 Report

Quoted By: >>34274532 >>34274579

>>34271431
I was going to say show her some books about pirates, maybe go to a museum or one of those preserved boats from the 18th century so she can see what it’s like on a real ship, maybe notice it’s almost Halloween and ask her if she wants to go trick or treating in a pirate costume.
But, uh, I guess the other answers here are cool too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:14:49 No.34274479 Report

Quoted By: >>34274538 >>34274577

>>34274370
That's pretty cute anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:16:22 No.34274532 Report

Quoted By: >>34274579

>>34274370
>>34274458
I want to be a dad...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:16:26 No.34274538 Report

Quoted By: >>34274704

>>34274479
I'm a single dad with no kids. Also, in this fantasy I'm married to Marine and the kid in the OP is Marine Jr. or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:17:13 No.34274571 Report

Quoted By: >>34274673

>>34271431
>Build time machine
>We go back to the 17th century: the golden age of piracy!
>Become father-daughter pirate duo and ultimately pass captaincy onto her
>Tell her also to not try to help Germany win WWII because unless she can give birth to a few million German soldiers, shit out craploads of oil and steel, she's not gonna make any difference with suggestions like "take moscow" or "don't attack America".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:17:22 No.34274577 Report

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>>34274479
The one token wholesome answer that’s allowed in this thread.
Now back to the rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:17:26 No.34274579 Report

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>>34274458
>>34274532
That sounds like a fucking blast. We'll get there some day, bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:18:48 No.34274623 Report

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>>34271431
Beat my Somalian mail order bride for teaching her this shit while I’m not around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:20:32 No.34274673 Report

Quoted By: >>34274735 >>34274904

>>34274571
Japan was fucked the minute they went for Manchukuo, anon. The sanctions basically forced their hand and gave them no choice. Though Manchuria was extremely valuable for other reasons as well, and I doubt the Navy was likely to win out over the Army with their plans. They were probably screwed from the start

Obviously the best choice would be not to start a fucking war of conquest in the first place, but that’s another can of worms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:21:07 No.34274704 Report

Quoted By: >>34274808

>>34274538
>Married to marine and OP is 'Marine Jr'.

So how many kids has Marine made you impregnate her with that aren't in the picture?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:21:53 No.34274735 Report

Quoted By: >>34274904

>>34274673 (me)
Japan basically allied with Germany because after that Marco Polo Bridge incident shit and everything else, no one else would take them. They would have been diplomatically isolated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:22:32 No.34274761 Report

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>>34271431
I'll tell her that One Piece is real and she has to be a pirate queen and find it one day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:23:08 No.34274779 Report

Quoted By: >>34274844 >>34275727

>>34271431
Wasn't Marine a slave for her whole childhood?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:23:41 No.34274808 Report

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>>34274704
She's pregnant with the second one at that point. Maybe a third kid later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:24:42 No.34274844 Report

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>>34274779
I think you may be confusing the plot of Dragon Quest V for Marine's life story

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:26:25 No.34274904 Report

Quoted By: >>34275019 >>34275778

>>34274673
>>34274735
Fuck, man, I was just talking about telling the kid to not even bother using the time machine to try to help Germany. Japan was in an even shittier place and there was no fucking way it would have won even if America had rolled over because Russia raped them harder than they did to China in Nanking.

Might as well pretend I was going to talk about how Italy could have won WWII.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:29:40 No.34275019 Report

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>>34274904
Ohhh…
Sorry, then. Looks like we’re on the same page.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:46:42 No.34275727 Report

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>>34274779
She was originally just an ordinary human chuuni. She got an actual pirate ship later on so maybe they changed her backstory idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 07:47:43 No.34275778 Report

Quoted By: >>34276547

>>34274904
In a very weird roundabout way, bombing Pearl Harbor actually prevented Japan from becoming a communist People's Republic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 08:10:03 No.34276547 Report

Quoted By: >>34277788

>>34275778
how?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 08:11:09 No.34276581 Report

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>>34271431
Tell her to be a nun instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 08:19:55 No.34276917 Report

Quoted By: >>34277812

>>34274424
>Rape your daughter
Disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 08:34:47 No.34277525 Report

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I want Marine to have my kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 08:39:18 No.34277705 Report

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>>34271431
tell her to double down on the being a criminal thing and go into finance

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 08:41:50 No.34277788 Report

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>>34276547
If they hadn't dragged the US into the war, they still would have been steamrolled by Russia after siding with the Germans. It actually almost happend irl but the USSR's navy was shit, and US forces got to Japan first.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2022 08:42:38 No.34277812 Report

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>>34276917
pirates were built to be raped, daughter or not

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