>>34472221Let me ease your weary soul, anon. I am a level 100 third eye user. I know on a spiritual level that her ass is indeed fat. Her tits? They are also quite ample. She's also barely five feet tall.
Ponder those facts for a moment, if you will.
And now that I've given you time to conjure a sufficiently vivid mental image of this woman, I unfortunately must let you know something. The fated overseas sexy guy of which I'm sure you've heard tale of? That man is me.
Try as you might, you will not beat me to getting her hand in marriage, nor her big fat ass and titties in your bed on the night of her wedding. Those are for me. I'm sorry.
