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A new western vtuber agency was holding an audition. While they were scouting for the chuubas they'd debut, they came across the audition tape featuring a group of vtubers. They pitched an concept for an entire gen instead of individual debuts. The concept was of a gen composed of family members, so there was a mom and dad and their son and daughter as well as their family dog. The tape started with each one of them introducing their names and a short description plus their usual stream content and interests. After everyone is finished with their introductions, the dad then says "and this is what we usually do for our collab streams:". The tape then shows the pitch PNGs being puppeted with crude overlays and cliparts. First, they show a slideshow of uncensored CGs of NekoPara while the mom and daughter dub over the scenes. As it goes on you hear sopping wet shlicking noises as if the mic was intentionally put real close to the source. After that, they have a quick zatsudan where the dad would ask the mom to describe in great detail her sex life prior to their marriage, and the mom would heavily imply that her sexcapades would continue to this day. We'll even have a guest come over to use a huge muscular gyaru-oh avatar and roleplay him flirting with the mom and daughter. To fill the time while dad preps the bull on stream, the son and family dog would describe their bowel movements for that day, size, texture, consistency, and smell. On special days where they didn't have their movements yet, they'll make shitting ASMR a-la Noraneko, but this time - they'll have a mic directly inside the toilet bowl so that the viewers can really hear from their left ear how a soft mushy shit feels. The dog would then do a mukbang ASMR at the same time and I don't have to tell you what the main dish would be. After that little section they would read superchats and audit and itemize what kind of dildos, vibrators, onaholes, nose hooks and bondage gear they'd buy with them. To cap things off they'll hold a roulette to see which of the current viewers will get to go for the next offcollab and wear the gyaru-oh avatar. The stream ends with everyone doing their sign-off: "The Aristocrats!"
The talent scout immediately replies to the chuubas who sent that audition tape and he says "Thank you for submitting your audition, unfortunately, we don't think we can proceed with your audition. The market for that content is already captured by VShojo."
