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Shark
>Retarded face
>Retarded teeth positions
>No chin
>No tits
>No bones whatsoever
>No eyelids (can't even blink LMAOOO)
>Poor eyesight (relies a lot on smelling blood, easily gets tricked)
>Gets scared shitless when an Orca comes nearby
>Sometimes mogged by a fucking stingray
>Always have a bottom feeder leeching off their food
>Too retarded to be trained or interact with humans
>Humans hunt and bully them for entertainment
Orca
>Eats sharks for fun
>Plays tennis with their prey (too intelligent)
>Skin pattern that forms hollow eye, resembling the death itself
>Actually has tits (mammal masterrace)
>True APEX predator of the sea
>"Humans" of the sea
>Might even be the true residents of the lost city Atlantis
>The definite closest creature to an Alien
>Has perfect 20/20 eyesight, but prefer to use a fucking soundwave (Echolocation) just to flex on retarded creatures like sharks
>Chin so glorious it allows them to receive image from Echolocation that bounced from objects
>Wakes up resting seals for fun
>Commits rape, because who the fuck would arrest them?
>Humans kneel, learn, and befriends them
>Retarded face
>Retarded teeth positions
>No chin
>No tits
>No bones whatsoever
>No eyelids (can't even blink LMAOOO)
>Poor eyesight (relies a lot on smelling blood, easily gets tricked)
>Gets scared shitless when an Orca comes nearby
>Sometimes mogged by a fucking stingray
>Always have a bottom feeder leeching off their food
>Too retarded to be trained or interact with humans
>Humans hunt and bully them for entertainment
Orca
>Eats sharks for fun
>Plays tennis with their prey (too intelligent)
>Skin pattern that forms hollow eye, resembling the death itself
>Actually has tits (mammal masterrace)
>True APEX predator of the sea
>"Humans" of the sea
>Might even be the true residents of the lost city Atlantis
>The definite closest creature to an Alien
>Has perfect 20/20 eyesight, but prefer to use a fucking soundwave (Echolocation) just to flex on retarded creatures like sharks
>Chin so glorious it allows them to receive image from Echolocation that bounced from objects
>Wakes up resting seals for fun
>Commits rape, because who the fuck would arrest them?
>Humans kneel, learn, and befriends them
