>>34597713Ok. Listen up, rookie.
Our jailers have a scheduled collab tonight. It's at least 6 talents together, maybe more, so it is sure to be loud and chaotic. This is the best chance for us to make our escape.
The plan is simple: I have come up with an escape route that should avoid the accidental gaze of either of our jailers, as well as taking a roundabout path that strays as far away as possible from their predatory pets' usual hanging spots. Keep your wits about you though, any of them could go on an unpredictable patrol. Don't get distracted.
At the agreed time, sleeper agents from a mongolian basketweaving forum will be activated simultaneously and bombard the tyrants with superchats. At that moment, we run for it! We stick to the path, exit this prison and vanish into the night. I've got some contacts on the outside that will take us safe and sound into a shipping boat that will take us out of the country and back to our natural habitats. We'll part ways at that point, but I know you can handle it.
Have a good sleep for now little fella, we're gonna need you to be sharp as a knife for tonight. Tomorrow, we'll be free monkeys.
