>>34974411Funny story actually, for our tinder date we wanted to cook together, so she planned to bring some ingredients she likes, too. The door bell rings, I open up and I kid you not, she just stands there with cheese in her hands, like a whole fucking cheese wheel. So I look at the cheese and then at her without even saying anything and that was probably the moment she realized how dumb that it, because in the attempt to make it seem like joke, she just stammers out "Ch-cheesed to meet you..."
Long story short, I had to put her into a mating press to save the evening.
