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'ello Youchube, my name is Sir Rikka.
I'm a 27 year old Knight Bachelor (a loyalist of our majesty Queen Elizabeth II for you pillocks). I compose troubadour melodies on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my verses and playing superior British sports. (Rugby, cricket, fox hunting)
I train with my longbow every day, this superior weapon can pierce clean clean through steel because it is made from superior yew wood, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my longbow loicense two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak British English fluently, both R.P. and the Cockney dialect , and I write it fluently as well. I know everything about British history and the chivalric code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my UK visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious Ancient University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a broadcaster for the BBC or a Shakespearean actor!
I own several top hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I tip my hat to the ladies and ask them if they fancy a cuppa, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in England!
