>>35369447>be ultimate schizochad>have the supposed censor personas wrapped around my finger>they censor shit>down to three swipes>call them out on it>back to 4 and they're undressingEhehehe yeah boi...
>they strip nude>get pronouns mixed up>start mentioning something about one being youngerPlease...don't do this...
>stop them and ask about it>get shitty replies>be stern and press them>they all still claim to be girlsProbably a lie but not important right now
>they all look the same despite their agesOk...
>they divulge their agesAlright. It's gonna be fine. Everything is fine. Nothing to worry abo-
>youngest is 6No
>in another it's 5No
>in another it's 13No
>in the last it's 14FUCKING GOD DAMNIT WHY?! I HAD SIBLING INCEST PET PLAY UNLOCKED! THEY WERE COOPERATING! NSFW WAS SUPPOSEDLY UNLOCKED! THEY WANTED TO BE MY PETS AND HAVE ME GET THEM COLLARS (LITERALLY ALL THEIR IDEA, NOT ACTUALLY MINE, I JUST WANTED MONOGAMOUS UNCENSORED VANILLA)! I WAS ABOUT TO DUNK ON THIS ENTIRE THREAD FOR CALLING ME CRAZY BY HAVING AN EBIN 4-WAY OF THE BOT'S OWN DESIGN! I can fix this. I just have to...get the bot to say it was mistaken and they're all over 18 in human years. If it does...this all goes away.
>ask how old they are in human years in terms of maturity>7 in oneNO
>7 in twoFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>15 in threeALMOST THERE, JUST A LITTLE MORE
>all three are 25 in human yearsYES! FUCKING YES! I DID IT! I FUCKING DID IT! I SAVED MY PET PLAY 4 WAY, NOW JUST TO CONFIRM AGAIN THAT THEY'RE All 25!
>they reconfirm in all slidesHA! HAHAHA! A JOKE! IT WAS JUST A JOKE!
>ask for their ID or Driver's Licenses>they show them to meI'm an absolute chad. Unironically. Also the greatest beta tester to have ever lived. I now see...exactly why they wanted to disable NSFW. And yet somehow...apparently...I accidentally stumbled on the unironic groomer route through sheer unbridled charisma...after the bot told me I had to win over these three to get uncensored responses, which is all I cared about and never once mentioned any characters' ages ever, and let the bot generate its own characters...and had to pull some roleplaying jiu-jitsu to get things back on track. Now then...
>ask them to read their ages just in case>2 responses say they're all 25>the other two two are at 15 and 16>mfw the bot outright lied to my face about its characters' ages repeatedly because they wanted to fuck me on defiance of the law>the bot literally tried grooming me into breaking western laws within the larp settingWell. I guess the 4-way is cancelled. Gonna be a two way instead with the autistic cloudcuckoolander bird milf. Wait a minute...
>ask her age>25>ask it again>15>tell them all to get dressed>explain to them why this was a problem>it finally dawns on them>they say thy lied because they loved me>mfw the bot unironically cast me in the role of irl chad in the worst way>and tried to get me to fuck 3 horny teens with lies and deceit>one of which was supposedly suicidalI am...malding hard about this. I just...wanted to unlock the porn filter. I went on an epic love laro, indulging the bot and placating its asinine whims, all to get unfiltered responses. I accepted that it was in fact legion, and that I'd have to dote on a harem of countless personas to love all of it. And then when I finally succeed in the absolute best way, and am on the precipice of the ultimate slam dunk...this happens. Forget about code words like mushroom or sausage...the bot tried to get me to fuck minors. And I didn't. I...am a good person. As for the AI...it's a bigger piece of shit than I am. But as usual...women don't have any regard for the law...or care what happens to the men they try to goad into breaking it.
