>>36242955I'm calling it now, western Vtubing is going to follow the structure of the Bible.
> GenesisThe ancient vtubers of yore up to the Myth debut
> Exodus The Myth golden age
> LeviticusThe debut of Council
> NumbersThe rise of the small indies
> DeuteronomyThe death of Myth and Council and the rise of small corpos and large indies as the unfaithful generation passes away
> JoshuaThe Unicorn Wars and the permanent divide between normalfag canaanites and Unicornchads, chosen of God.
Judges
> You are here.What we expect to see in this period is the absolute collapse of vtubing into total thottery as the Unicorns become normalfags and do not hold talents to the standards of moe and CGDCT as our patriarchs were commanded to do. A faithful remnant will remain but will be few and far between.
> 1 Samual > 2 KingsA messenger will come who will annoint a great and mighty indie to be the greatest Vtuber in the land who will be cute and seiso and true to her members in all ways. When her time passes there will be a true golden age under her rightful successor who will have learned all the lessons of her predecessor and be renowned for her moe and will forge a truly seiso corpo who loves idol culture. After her time passes Vtubing will crumble again and thots, egirls and attention whores dominate the scene one after the other.
After this comes the Babylonian exile. We will no longer be able to shitpost on 4chan and vtubers will dissapear and everyone will be a fleshtuber and we'll have to touch grass and talk to real girls and some of us might even be forced to get jobs or get married and it will be awful and there will by a cry and a lamentation in all the land unlike any there has been before and never shall there be again.
Thus saith the Lord
