>>36401284It would be awkward at first. We wouldn't be able to make eye contact or hold hands and we'd both be nervous. We'd both be looking down at our feet watching them make impressions on the sand. Not each other's feet of course, that'd be weird.
Then she would let rip the grossest most cacophonous fart I'd ever heard. The schools of little fish that swim close to the shore would float to the surface and birds would drop from the sky. I would start gag and she would run home in embarrassment.
It was not meant to be.
