>>36452482No matter how shitty a thread is, if Selen is in the OP, I WILL post.
>>36454454Real GFE would be more like
>screams at you over something inconsequential>nags you about something only she cares about (e.g. folding the bedcovers)>nags you to give up your guns, maid uniforms and year's worth supply of beans for no reason other than she doesn't like it>steals your favorite shirt, cheats on you, refuses to give it back when you break up with her dumb ass (teehee, i lost it)