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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 02:35:09 No.36698709 View View Reply Original Report

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Seriously, why won't she just fucking bathe?
I can smell her from here

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 02:39:46 No.36699030 Report

Quoted By: >>36700694

you don't need to

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 02:41:15 No.36699152 Report

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 02:42:39 No.36699268 Report

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>>36698709
That's the appeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 02:44:50 No.36699425 Report

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>>36698709
bathing and showering provide 0 health benefits besides she wants a big sister to do it for her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:02:01 No.36700534 Report

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>>36698709
she is an orca, so of course she stinks like fish...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:04:34 No.36700694 Report

Quoted By: >>36703217 >>36734145

>>36698709
>>36699030
Do they still shower though? Is bathing a relaxation thing for japs or a hygiene thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:47:54 No.36703217 Report

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>>36700694
It's a "we do this more than anyone else, and that makes us better" thing.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:01:23 No.36703896 Report

Quoted By: >>36719774

>>36698709
she stopped bathing after she saw a ghost in her bath while she was using it. seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:03:25 No.36703985 Report

Quoted By: >>36704086 >>36715211

>>36698709
I'm tired of seeing this joke and I don't even watch her.
I wonder how tired she is of it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:04:23 No.36704047 Report

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imagine the smell

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:05:14 No.36704086 Report

Quoted By: >>36706442 >>36733562

>>36703985
Its not a joke anon. She went on like a 30 min autism rant about how she hates baths and showers and her reasons for disliking both. She really is autistic.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:54:12 No.36706442 Report

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>>36704086

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 05:00:29 No.36706759 Report

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>>36698709
Why would she bath or shower if she doesn't leave her house or meet anyone? I don't take a shower either the weekends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 05:01:38 No.36706806 Report

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>>36706759
germs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 05:03:22 No.36706884 Report

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Imagine how bad the room must smell after vtubers do off-collabs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 05:04:42 No.36706948 Report

Quoted By: >>36707119 >>36708159 >>36709619 >>36710400 >>36719713 >>36720154 >>36734015

honestly, I wouldn't bath that often if my toilet had a bidet
I have to take a shower every day because I don't want to smell like shit
why are these things only popular in japan? I want a Japanese toilet in my house

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 05:08:23 No.36707119 Report

Quoted By: >>36708095

>>36706948
You can buy bidet attachments.
The really good ones can be pricey, but cheaper than buying a whole new toilet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 05:29:46 No.36708010 Report

Quoted By: >>36708076

>>36698709
East Asians legitimately don’t have body odor in the same way as other ethnicities. Body odor (aside from very slight pheromones) comes from a protein in sweat that bacteria eat and excrete and very smelly waste products, and East Asians simply don’t produce that protein in their sweat.

Of course, if you live an active lifestyle, you’ll still get nasty, but if you’re sedentary (but not bedsores sedentary), it won’t be much of an issue.

Women have better noses than men anyway. She’d shower if she stank

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 05:31:16 No.36708076 Report

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>>36708010 (me)

*excrete as

Captcha: RM840

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 05:31:47 No.36708095 Report

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>>36707119
seems like a good investment, you don't waste much toilet paper anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 05:33:12 No.36708159 Report

Quoted By: >>36732348 >>36733205

>>36706948
do you not wipe? or sweat? actually don't answer that, we're on /vt/, I think I know the answer.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:01:18 No.36709400 Report

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>>36698709
because she doesn't need to waste money

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:06:27 No.36709619 Report

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>>36706948
got a bidet and never look back to the barbarian way again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:23:39 No.36710400 Report

Quoted By: >>36734080

>>36706948
OK anon you have 2 choices
Have ice cold water blast your anus after every shit and spread a thin layer of shitwater all over your ass.
Re-plumb your bathroom to have warm water and/or electricity where your toilet is for some fucking reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:58:27 No.36713376 Report

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>>36698709
>why won't she just fucking bathe?
there are ghosts in the tub

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:09:04 No.36713709 Report

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>>36698709
What do you gain from taking a bath
inb4 some made up shit like
>it feels good

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:07:38 No.36715211 Report

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>>36703985
She's the one who bring it up 50% of the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:18:32 No.36717873 Report

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>>36698709
Some people have a smell fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:23:00 No.36719713 Report

Quoted By: >>36719935

>>36706948
>wants something to touch his anus
Closet homo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:25:16 No.36719774 Report

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>>36703896
yeah, me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:30:13 No.36719935 Report

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>>36719713
This anon doesn't wipe when they poo

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:36:52 No.36720150 Report

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>>36698709
>I can smell her from here
It's for the miasma. It's to better select the good mate, so not you.
It's scares away the unworthy. (or just guys with the same immune system) Only the guys that have a good match with her immune system, will think she still smells nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:36:58 No.36720154 Report

Quoted By: >>36720245 >>36720279 >>36731258 >>36732394 >>36733754

>>36706948
During the pandemic I started just squatting in the bathtub after taking a shit and wiping my ass down with a wet washcloth. It gently removes everything without aggravating my hemorrhoids like obsessively wiping with dry toilet paper does, and I can even jam a washcloth-covered knuckle up the asshole to make sure that little area behind the sphincter is clean too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:38:16 No.36720198 Report

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>>36719935
I use my own hands which is not gay since they are made out of the same thing as my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:39:46 No.36720245 Report

Quoted By: >>36720520

>>36720154
Isolation and boredom sure does weird shit to people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:41:04 No.36720279 Report

Quoted By: >>36720520

>>36720154
>During the pandemic I started just squatting in the bathtub
But you'll get sweaty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:49:25 No.36720520 Report

Quoted By: >>36721751

>>36720245
Yeah but, like, it's objectively better than dry toilet paper because now I don't bleed everywhere trying to get clean.

>>36720279
No? How fat are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:00:07 No.36720941 Report

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>>36698709
She's into her own funk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:20:42 No.36721751 Report

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>>36720520
Have you tried wet wipes? You'll be surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:36:27 No.36722439 Report

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>>36698709
>I can smell her from here
REMOVE ORCA FROM THE PREMISES. migo+pegora+poruka+roboko=kill kloi... you are ppoor stink orca...you live in a hovel hahahahaha, you live in a yurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 14:52:16 No.36726178 Report

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>>36698709
doing it too often is bad for your skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 16:31:11 No.36730967 Report

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Ironic for /vt/ to call out someone for not bathing often

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 16:38:55 No.36731258 Report

Quoted By: >>36732994

>>36720154
I get it, hemorrhoid bro, but having a reusable shit cloth is fucking disgusting not matter how much you wash it. I'll stick with flushable wipes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:06:55 No.36732348 Report

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>>36708159
>thinking wiping shit with a bit of dead tree makes it clean
lmao
anal cleanliness is one of two things me and muslims agree with
did you know the koran has a guide to wiping? including a prayer of cleanliness to allah between wipes
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:08:03 No.36732394 Report

Quoted By: >>36732994

>>36720154
How did you get the 'rroid, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:26:49 No.36732994 Report

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>>36732394
Professional ass-sitting, I'm a software developer.

>>36731258
I dunno, rinse them off in the tub faucet, and toss them in the laundry, I don't think they're any much more dirty than a bad pair of underwear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:32:20 No.36733205 Report

Quoted By: >>36733324 >>36733340 >>36733715

>>36708159
>unironically thinking using a dry paper on skin is "enough"
this is why burgers always smell like shit. imagine getting shit anywhere in your skin and thinking dry wiping with just tp is enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:35:07 No.36733324 Report

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>>36733205
It goes so much deeper than that. Many Americans are so cripplingly homophobic about touching their asshole that they don't even do due diligence with the TP. Clean your ass, people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:35:22 No.36733340 Report

Quoted By: >>36733586 >>36733715

>>36733205
People who wipe, which is most of the Western world, do not walk around smelling like shit. This is just a delusion held by third worlders who wash their ass with water every time they shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:40:47 No.36733562 Report

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>>36704086
>and her reasons for disliking both
and what would it be said reason?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:41:28 No.36733586 Report

Quoted By: >>36733919 >>36734473

>>36733340
>People who wipe, which is most of the Western world, do not walk around smelling like shit.
You do though. Go on holiday to somewhere where they wash their assholes and then return then you'll notice the smell in crowded public places. I know I did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:45:10 No.36733715 Report

Quoted By: >>36737390

>>36733205
>>36733340
you need soap and water to clean, not just water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:46:10 No.36733754 Report

Quoted By: >>36733818

>>36720154
>wet washcloth
at least you would bank a lot when you have kids, don't having to waste any penny in diasper will help you
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:48:43 No.36733818 Report

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>>36733754
I mean unironically that's what people used to do before disposable diapers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:51:59 No.36733919 Report

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>>36733586
The only place I've been that smelled better than Sweden was Korea where the people literally don't sweat and it's impossible to find deodorant because no one needs it. This "westerners stink" stuff is absolute cope from thirdies whose people literally do stink because 75% of the population are uncivilized peasants who don't know what soap is and couldn't afford it if they did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:54:36 No.36734015 Report

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>>36706948
The 'basic' Japanese bidet I have also has a setting for warming the toilet seat and will also warm up the water going into my ass, it's great. Installed it myself, was pretty easy. There's are also more advanced models that can blow dry your ass, I just use a little bit of toilet paper for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:55:00 No.36734029 Report

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>>36698709
water bill is through the roof. can't afford to shower more than once a week, and it has to be a quick one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:56:02 No.36734068 Report

Quoted By: >>36734112

You shouldn't even have to wipe after you shit if your diet isn't garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:56:26 No.36734080 Report

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>>36710400
>and/or electricity where your toilet is for some fucking reason.
I've taken my washlet with me to three different apartments, and plugging it in was never a challenge. In one location I had to run an outdoor outdoor extension cord under the door to the toilet room. Attached on either end with cable brackets, so that it would stay in place, not get caught, and no one would trip on it.
Extension cord was maybe $15, because I got fancy, and went with the flat plug version. Cable brackets were something like $3 for a bag of 20, and I didn't use half of them.
Problem solved for a few dollars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:57:37 No.36734112 Report

Quoted By: >>36734277

>>36734068
agreed. all this talk about having shit smeared in assholes is fucking bizarre to me. I don't eat like a yogi but I don't eat trash and I've never in my life needed to wonder about my wipe status. Get some fucking metamucil you freaks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 17:58:43 No.36734145 Report

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>>36700694
Relaxation - pretty huge in many places of the world and i can only recommend it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 18:02:18 No.36734277 Report

Quoted By: >>36734476

>>36734112
Psyllium husks did it for me man.
Used to make a fucking mess and chew through TP now I shit like a king, stealth mode too sometimes.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 18:06:21 No.36734416 Report

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>>36698709
we all stink down here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 18:07:39 No.36734473 Report

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>>36733586
>I know I did.
Sounds like a (you) problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 18:07:42 No.36734476 Report

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>>36734277
Big warning about psyllium, it's almost all contaminated with lead and comes pretty much exclusively from India. Look it up. I recommend wheat dextrose and inulin instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 19:28:34 No.36737223 Report

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>>36698709
yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 19:34:26 No.36737390 Report

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>>36733715
Water does a good job on its own

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