this is my first time being on this board. I wanted to swing by and see if there were any generals to post memes about my favorite vtubers, maybe pal around and have fun with dumb jokes in the long term if it was a cool place to be.
I have, however, changed my plans, and would like to segue into asking why the fuck this board appears to be nearly as schizo, inbred, and atrociously, audaciously, incomprehensibly stupid as you are all coming off to be. I have never in my life seen more people who need to touch grass outside of r9k. What the actual fuck is wrong with all of you.
Do you really think that whatever the fuck theories and conspiracies and interpretations you're coming up with here, have anything to do with real life? More pertinent, do you really think, REALLY think, that of all people, the ones who are socially perceptive enough to connect the dots and interpret tiny little clues about the real intents and feelings and intricacies of other people and build a coherent narrative of what's REALLY going on behind the scenes- is going to be you?
I guess my real question is, how many of you people have called your mother this week? This month? When's the last time you walked away from the screen?