[to the tune of 1985, by Bowling For Soup]
EN just hit the wall, they never had it all
One livestream a day, mane-chan's M-I-A
Their dreams went out the door when COVID hit wave 4
Can't stand a single fan, what happened to their plan?
They were gonna all be idols, they were gonna all be stars
They were gonna rock holofes and fill the chumbud jar
JLPT N3, ima wa teki
Looks at their average views and nothin' has been alright
Since Asa Coco, Baqua
Way before Kiwawa
There was Sora, RBC
And Towa maji tenshi
Their trauma from high school
Still tells them that they're uncool
'Cause they're still preoccupied
With EN, EN
EN hololive
They've seen all the clips, they knows every meme
miko boat, suicopath, even flat rushia
They followed Ayame, not a fan of ame's way
Thought they'd get a hand as members of bakatare
Where's the swimsuits made of men's dreams?
And what's with pekora buying a fucking monkey?
When did reality become /vt/?
Whatever happened to cleavage, panties (in the thumbnail)
Was Asa Coco, Baqua
Way before Kiwawa
There was Sora, RBC
And Towa maji tenshi
Their trauma from high school
Still tells them that they're uncool
'Cause they're still preoccupied
With EN, EN
EN hololive
They hate time, it's not ogey
When did pekomiko stop being gay?
And when did AZKi become a streamer?
Please make this stop, stop (YAMEROOOOOOO)
And bring back Coco, Baqua
Way before Kiwawa
There was Sora, RBC
And Towa maji tenshi
Their trauma from high school
Still tells them that they're uncool
'Cause they're still preoccupied
With EN, EN
EN hololive
