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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 07:31:10 No.38378603 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38382750 >>38384213 >>38385013 >>38385082 >>38385298 >>38386670 >>38387118 >>38387569 >>38398941 >>38402448

>gets La+ thrown in the line of fire to prevent his own graduation as part of an elaborate bit to annoy management
I fucking kneel burger king

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 07:31:54 No.38378632 Report

Quoted By: >>38378684 >>38378908 >>38383155

Did he rape Laplus too? Is there no end to this guy's depravity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 07:32:59 No.38378684 Report

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>>38378632
He was also Za hando

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 07:37:40 No.38378902 Report

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Raping La+ so she would go on leave over XCOM perms is pretty based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 07:37:54 No.38378908 Report

Quoted By: >>38382871 >>38383048

>>38378632
I fucking love the increasingly absurd rrats about vesper’s suspension

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 07:46:42 No.38379314 Report

Quoted By: >>38379523 >>38405800

Vesper is basically hololive’s bane at this point. I love it and it should only get more ridiculous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 07:51:09 No.38379523 Report

Quoted By: >>38386409

>>38379314
Yes brother, the fire rises

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:37:59 No.38381448 Report

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>caused russia's graduation
>ordered for luna's removal from the holofes poster
>caused ina's sudden onset heart issues (who do you think administered that vaccine?)
>coded geography test in gura's bully stream
>impersonated bae's mother and called her on stream. hacked her discord so it didn't mute
>insisted on default poses being used for acrylic stand merch
>erased mori's audio for her part in the hololive advent calendar
>set fire to ina's house in minecraft
>hacked into mumei's mic during the april fools stream
>injected ame with raw gluten causing her to pass out before her pokemon stream. (she is currently in the hospital fighting for her life after management made that tweet on her behalf)
>attached strings to gura's two cookies, milkshake, highlighter, and glass then pulled them during her streams causing them all to fall
>hypnotized pekora to do the hypnosis stream
>fed armando laxatives
he's been a menace to hololive as a whole for a long time. I'm glad people are finally starting to see it and cover is starting to take action. however, this man is sly. i am sure he will find a way to wiggle out of this corner he has backed himself into

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:43:14 No.38381608 Report

Quoted By: >>38381766 >>38382084

>>38381448
Wow you've miss out on a lot still anon, like the holocaust, HoloCN getting mass graduated, Coco and Haachama, vesper cossdressing as Miko to rape Pekora

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:47:58 No.38381766 Report

Quoted By: >>38381816

>>38381608
Don’t forget he was the voice on towa’s stream and that he stalked mel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:49:21 No.38381816 Report

Quoted By: >>38384892

>>38381766
And that time he leaked Rushia's conversations

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:50:14 No.38381847 Report

Quoted By: >>38381868 >>38381924 >>38384397 >>38384969

you can't just blame or credit Vesper with every little thing that happens at Cover

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:50:47 No.38381860 Report

Quoted By: >>38382081 >>38382084 >>38382679

>>38381448
Is he the one who goes around all the threads fucking my mom, and all the idols saying "yeah, me"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:51:10 No.38381868 Report

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>>38381847
Yes I can

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:51:54 No.38381897 Report

Quoted By: >>38381959 >>38382339 >>38382617 >>38382663

>create rrat
>spam it all over /vt/ in multiple threads all day long
I'm glad Cover is working with Anycolor to end your kind.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:52:31 No.38381924 Report

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>>38381847

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:53:35 No.38381959 Report

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>>38381897
Ok vesper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:57:12 No.38382081 Report

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>>38381860
Yeah, me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:57:19 No.38382084 Report

Quoted By: >>38382164

>>38381608
yeah well if I included everything the list would go on forever. I had to just pick and choose. even you forgot him hacking the fukushima nuclear reactor and cancelling season 2 of kemono friends
>>38381860
yes. he's also the one that posts R rated pictures in threads causing the advertisers to pull their ads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 08:59:40 No.38382164 Report

Quoted By: >>38382556 >>38383689

>>38382084
I even bet vesper was the one who decided to suspend vesper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:04:18 No.38382339 Report

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>>38381897
Implying this isn't also part of Vesper's master plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:10:52 No.38382556 Report

Quoted By: >>38384439

>>38382164
No, that one WAS management, but he manipulated them into doing it. Why? For the bit, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:12:36 No.38382617 Report

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>>38381897
that slander task force?
Headed by none other than V. Esper to eliminate the evidence

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:13:08 No.38382638 Report

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>Vesper made this thread as well as every post in it, including this one
I am too powerful

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:13:54 No.38382663 Report

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>>38381897
How many people must he rape before you start believing the victims?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:14:35 No.38382679 Report

Quoted By: >>38382727 >>38382857 >>38384054

>>38381860
Yes, it's me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:15:55 No.38382727 Report

Quoted By: >>38382775 >>38382857

>>38382679
I wrote this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:16:35 No.38382750 Report

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>>38378603
You're alright old man. I will make sure you're remembered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:17:07 No.38382775 Report

Quoted By: >>38382838 >>38382857 >>38384054 >>38394858

>>38382727
I, Vesper Noir, resident scholar of guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English, wrote this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:18:37 No.38382838 Report

Quoted By: >>38382885 >>38384054

>>38382775
all me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:18:37 No.38382840 Report

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They mistook Aesper and Besper raping kronii for Vesper and Zesper, an easy mistake but a costly one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:19:14 No.38382857 Report

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>>38382775
>>38382727
>>38382679
I'm spartacus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:19:47 No.38382871 Report

Quoted By: >>38386394

>>38378908
>absurd
Fuck you, anon. You will never get to experience getting viciously raped by him like I did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:20:15 No.38382885 Report

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>>38382838
Yeah, me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:26:32 No.38383048 Report

Quoted By: >>38383167 >>38403374

>>38378908
Vesper is actively mediating peace between two warring countries and this violates his contract as a vtuber

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:29:21 No.38383155 Report

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>>38378632
Be careful saying that, Cover and Anycolor are going to call a hit on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:29:49 No.38383167 Report

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>>38383048
It’s isreal and palestine, vesper is actually ceo of idolcorp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:29:56 No.38383174 Report

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Damn Vesper is a savage. He's the mutten roshi of holostar is he.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:35:04 No.38383345 Report

Quoted By: >>38383528 >>38383568 >>38396297

The only toxic vesper joke I've really laughed at is the one where he's waiting with a gong for a video call with his manager

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:42:04 No.38383528 Report

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>>38383345
>joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:43:28 No.38383568 Report

Quoted By: >>38384442 >>38384780 >>38392049

>>38383345
Verbal incidences that led to the suspension of Vesper:

>Incident on 12/10/22
>Manager: YouTube can be a dog eat dog world.
Vesper: Yeah I guess you people know about eating dogs, right?

>Incident on 18/10/22
>Manager: Good morning Vesper-san, I appreciate you getting up early for this meeting.
Vesper: Goddamn man, it's 3am. Two nukes wasn't enough I swear....

>Incident on 26/10/22
>Manager: Good evening Ve-
Vesper: Yeah hi, can I get an order of chow main, shrimp fried rice uhhh...
>Manager: Vesper-san I'm not th-
Vesper: Like ten of those spring rolls and uhhh... Don't send me any of those goddamm sticks this time.

>Incident on 18/11/22
>Manager: ....
Vesper: ....
>Manager: *sigh* Hello Ve-
*Gong sound*
Vesper: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO Manager-sama!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 09:47:11 No.38383689 Report

Quoted By: >>38384439

>>38382164
Anon...it's all a bit that suspension? The biggest bit known to man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:02:34 No.38384054 Report

Quoted By: >>38384088

>>38382679
>>38382838
>>38382775
(not) vesper here. AMA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:03:59 No.38384088 Report

Quoted By: >>38384168

>>38384054
How long and how thick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:07:10 No.38384168 Report

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>>38384088
A pint glass and the chocy milk as thick as syrup

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:08:44 No.38384213 Report

Quoted By: >>38384238 >>38384300

>>38378603
Was getting suspended part of his bit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:09:40 No.38384238 Report

Quoted By: >>38384389 >>38385050

>>38384213
Of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:11:57 No.38384300 Report

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>>38384213
Commit to the bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:15:37 No.38384389 Report

Quoted By: >>38384527

>>38384238
So what's the next step of his master plan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:15:53 No.38384397 Report

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>>38381847
Says who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:17:17 No.38384439 Report

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>>38383689
>>38382556
FUCK YOU VESPER THE BITS OVER COME OUT NOW!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:17:22 No.38384442 Report

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>>38383568
>source: bro, trust me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:20:09 No.38384527 Report

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>>38384389
To crash the zomboid server with no survivors

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:25:30 No.38384698 Report

Quoted By: >>38384973

>Snapped magni's back like Bane
>raped and mindbroke La+
>Pretended to be Gura for factorio codes
>Fucked Kronii's tits too hard which caused male collabs to stop
>blackmailed Nodoka to be Axel's sex slave
>NTR'd Altare
>called Omega a tranny
What's wrong with this dude, he's insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:27:55 No.38384780 Report

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>>38383568
You copied this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:31:28 No.38384892 Report

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>>38381816
What about when he talked pekora into buying a fucking monkey??

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:34:17 No.38384969 Report

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>>38381847
Don't forget things that have happened before! Every time your oshi showed up late to the stream? Vesper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:34:24 No.38384973 Report

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>>38384698
He cant keep getting away with this!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:35:53 No.38385013 Report

Quoted By: >>38385277

>>38378603
Why are they not saying anything/why isnt he streaming?

They could have just made something harmless up and people would have stopped giving a shit. I feel like he really pissed of some manager and everybody is know afraid to talk about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:37:05 No.38385050 Report

Quoted By: >>38385074

>>38384238
Well congratulations, he got himself suspended. What's the next step of his elaborate bit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:37:59 No.38385074 Report

Quoted By: >>38402635

>>38385050
Nuke the holoEN Minecraft server so they have to rebuild together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:38:15 No.38385082 Report

Quoted By: >>38385314

>>38378603
Vesper raped Axia too I bet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:41:18 No.38385161 Report

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>>38381448
>hacked into mumei's mic during the april fools stream
QRD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:43:46 No.38385217 Report

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Wasn't he supposed to come back yesterday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:44:50 No.38385238 Report

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basado and rojopilleado bread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:45:04 No.38385243 Report

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>modded Mio's 3ds
>keeps putting cakes into Matuli's fridge
>posted on 5ch from Sio's wifi
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:46:10 No.38385277 Report

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>>38385013
Because this is the most incompetent way to go about things. When Cover management comes to a fork in a road they don't take the right path or the wrong path. They blaze a whole new wrong path. One that's disappointing, underwhelming, typically hypocritical, and always self destructive. They suspend Vesper without saying why so the rumor mill goes all over the place. Then when his suspension is up they put out a bullshit statement about how they're cracking down on "slander" like they have nothing to do with it. Like they had nothing to do with it when they suspended Towa. Or how they had nothing to do with it when they suspended Haachama and Coco.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:47:13 No.38385298 Report

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>>38378603
>elaborate bit to annoy management
Based

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:47:51 No.38385314 Report

Quoted By: >>38385528 >>38386994

>>38385082
>Vesper raped Axia, Ame, Ina and Laplus
Someone fucking stop him wtf? This can't fucking continue wtf is cover and anycolor doing? Christ man this is absurd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:51:33 No.38385398 Report

Quoted By: >>38385428

>>38381448
you forgot he sent magazines to Pekora on how great bush babies are as pets.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:52:37 No.38385428 Report

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>>38385398
Dios mio....it can't be...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:55:17 No.38385488 Report

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>>38381448
So that's why Azerbaijan stopped bombing Armenia.

What a guy,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:56:47 No.38385528 Report

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>>38385314
They formed a join coalition, but he has diplomatic immunity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 10:57:56 No.38385551 Report

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I can believe he gave a copy of Main Kampf to Kanye West

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:00:59 No.38385620 Report

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Vesper should collab with the Impractical Jokers. Imagine the bits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:05:25 No.38385737 Report

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I truly thought the announcement was his graduation. It still might be coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:07:17 No.38385786 Report

Quoted By: >>38385904

I thought hiding Mori's adhd medication was going too far, but apparently I "just didn't understand bit"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:12:48 No.38385904 Report

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>>38385786
Adhd medication kek she's just addicted to the xannie berries but needs to get them legaly since getting them from the streets in japan is just asking to be deported.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:14:08 No.38385944 Report

Quoted By: >>38386085

It is said that Vesper is the inventor of lean, can anyone confirm these rumors?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:18:49 No.38386085 Report

Quoted By: >>38386236

>>38385944
I can, I believe he named it the purple drank, he soon went on a rant about how kids these days don't appreciate the finer drinks in life and go around calling lean "new age lingo"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:24:11 No.38386229 Report

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>This thread
Vesper, you did all this ?
>Yes, all me
I kneel my king

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:24:26 No.38386236 Report

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>>38386085
vesper was the lean monster all this time confirmed?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:30:52 No.38386394 Report

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>>38382871
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEE AIIEEEEEEEE ToT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:31:23 No.38386409 Report

Quoted By: >>38386603

>>38379523
If I take that off will the bit die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:34:16 No.38386504 Report

Quoted By: >>38386576 >>38386747

>Vesper is now Eobard Thawne of Hololive
IT WAS ME, YAGOO

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:35:42 No.38386543 Report

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>>38381448
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:36:45 No.38386576 Report

Quoted By: >>38386650 >>38387093

>>38386504
>Gura remember that time your pc exploded and you couldn't play sonic or do your karaoke and had depression for a week?
>it was me Gura I traveled back in time and got married to your mom and had you JUST for this moment Gura all so I could sabotage your pc, it was all me Gura all for the bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:37:48 No.38386603 Report

Quoted By: >>38386672

>>38386409
It would be very unfunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:39:38 No.38386650 Report

Quoted By: >>38386707

>>38386576
>IT WAS ME, BAE
>I BECAME YOUR FATHER SO I COULD KEEP YOU IN YOUR KEKSHED!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:40:34 No.38386670 Report

Quoted By: >>38386712 >>38403352

>>38378603
>>38381448
Don't let this distract you from the fact that he sold Pekora the fucking monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:40:38 No.38386672 Report

Quoted By: >>38386746

>>38386603
You're just a little guy

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:41:41 No.38386707 Report

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>>38386650
>Vesper is papa rrat
Kek I fucking believe it, it makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:41:54 No.38386712 Report

Quoted By: >>38386844

>>38386670
>leaks birth certificate
>Vesper Jill Noir
>HE IS THE MONKEY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:42:55 No.38386737 Report

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>Vesper was the family member that beat Kronii and turned her into a turbodyke, only to turn her back into a girl years later

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:43:11 No.38386746 Report

Quoted By:

>>38386672
for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:43:21 No.38386747 Report

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>>38386504
Remember when you were in a Discord VC with males? It was me, Towa. I switched between voices at super sonic speed so it seemed like you were talking to loads of guys!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:46:45 No.38386844 Report

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>>38386712
I will save him

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:47:18 No.38386857 Report

Quoted By: >>38386938

You're telling me this grey fuck was the one that tied Luna's shoes together during that VR horror stream and almost killed my hime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:50:07 No.38386938 Report

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>>38386857
Yes lunaito that same one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:50:11 No.38386939 Report

Quoted By: >>38386975 >>38391120

>sets up bots with Taiwan IP before Coco showed YT analytics

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:51:18 No.38386968 Report

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>Ame
No, that was Yagoo, but Vesper got him to do it "for the bit" before taking a picture so he could use it as blackmail and never get fired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:51:33 No.38386975 Report

Quoted By:

>>38386939
No...he couldn't have..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:52:19 No.38386994 Report

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>>38385314
>Ame
No, that was Yagoo, but Vesper got him to do it "for the bit" before taking a picture so he could use it as blackmail and never get fired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:55:06 No.38387071 Report

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are you telling me he’s the man behind everything? a real mastermind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:55:57 No.38387093 Report

Quoted By: >>38394935

>>38386576
>one of his first streams was taking apart a PC
>conveniently has no hand cam during it
Who was he sabotaging now? Who's the next victim?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:56:19 No.38387103 Report

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I can’t believe vesper single handily, forced cover corp and anycolor to join forced in an hail mary attempt to stop his reign of terror

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 11:56:45 No.38387118 Report

Quoted By: >>38387600 >>38395124

>>38378603
>lapus graduation
>cover and niji unity
>vesper is dead

Who could be behind all of it? Who has this kind of power?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 12:01:26 No.38387245 Report

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At least now we finally know why Pekora had that one hour members only stream where she was breaking down crying.

Vesper, man, the only bit you've committed yourself to was making us believe that you're just a little guy. I feel sick to have been so blind all this time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 12:11:56 No.38387569 Report

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>>38378603
S-spare us please!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 12:13:02 No.38387600 Report

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>>38387118
It's Vesper himself, the ultimate bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 12:14:58 No.38387664 Report

Quoted By: >>38388290

anon you have to let go... mr. noir was hit by a truck while biking in the mountains last week....
hes now an isekai oji-san

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 12:34:07 No.38388290 Report

Quoted By: >>38394134

>>38387664
>Vesper gets Isekai'd
>"Hey Griffith, I got a really funny idea for a bit, the Band of the Hawk is gonna love it"

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 13:55:20 No.38391120 Report

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>>38386939
That bastard!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 14:17:27 No.38392049 Report

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>>38383568
are you trying to make me like him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 14:37:55 No.38392917 Report

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vesper crashed 4U9525 and has been riding the high ever since

captcha: D8 WYMP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 15:09:00 No.38394134 Report

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>>38388290
>Vesper goes back in time
>"Hey Adolf, I've got a really funny idea for a bit"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 15:28:21 No.38394858 Report

Quoted By:

>>38382775
Fake, you didn't say 'the adventurer's guild Tempus'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 15:30:09 No.38394935 Report

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>>38387093
fucking rofl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 15:34:26 No.38395124 Report

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>>38387118
Ollie needs to fix her diet...

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 15:37:02 No.38395219 Report

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The REAL reason he got suspended was due to evidence suggesting he was involved in a series of murders in the late 60s and it was only a matter of time before the police caught up to him before fading back into the background once again.

SCREENCAP THIS

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 16:04:19 No.38396297 Report

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>>38383345
I laughed at the he impersonated gura rrat hoocha!

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 17:14:41 No.38398941 Report

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>>38378603
holy based

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 17:27:04 No.38399414 Report

Quoted By: >>38399492

You guys are gonna unironically make him more popular when he returns because imagining him as the Bane of Hololive is funny as fuck to me and I've never watched him.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 17:29:20 No.38399492 Report

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>>38399414
Oh no the least shit homo is gonna get 10 additional ccv from gaslit anons before they fuck off and he goes back to reclining, we got too cocky unicornbros...

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 18:06:03 No.38401154 Report

Quoted By: >>38401932

>Vesper was never suspended, he actually went undercover on a diplomatic mission into Nijisanji to cement the anti-rrat alliance
>His "suspension" is now over with the deal signed

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 18:08:31 No.38401257 Report

Quoted By: >>38401273

Vesper was also the that sabotaged Kiara’s switch during her skyward sword stream that she cried in because she couldn’t beat the boss due to the game glitching

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 18:08:55 No.38401273 Report

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>>38401257
Ok now I like him

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 18:17:35 No.38401627 Report

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vesperposting is my new favorite thing

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 18:25:45 No.38401932 Report

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>>38401154

>"Snake, listen to me. She didn't betray the United States. No... ...far from it. She was a hero who died for her country. She carried out her mission knowing full well what was going to happen. Self-sacrifice...because that was her duty."
>The authorities in Washington knew that in order to prove its innocence they'd have to get rid of The Boss... ...and that one of their own would have to do the job. The public couldn't be allowed to find out about it... not ever. This, they concluded, would be the best way to keep the whole thing under wraps. The Boss wouldn't be allowed to come back home alive. And she wouldn't be allowed to kill herself. Her life would be ended by her most beloved disciple... That was the way the government wanted it. That was the mission she was given. And she had no choice but to carry it out... Her death at your hands was duty she had to fulfill. Out of duty, she turned her back on her own comrades... A lesser woman would have been crushed by such a burden..."
>"The taint of disgrace will follow her to her grave. Future generations will revile her... In America, as a despicable traitor with no sense of honor... And in Russia, as a monster who unleashed a nuclear catastrophe... She will go down in official history as a war criminal. And no one will ever understand her... That... ..was her final mission. And like a true soldier, she saw it through the end. But I think she wanted you, of all people to know the truth. She wanted to live on... ...in your memory. Not as a soldier, but as a woman. But... ...she was forbidden to tell you herself. And that's why she told me..."
>"Snake, history will never know what she did. No one will ever learn the truth. Her story...her debriefing... ...will endure only in your heart. Everything she did, she did for her country. She sacrificed her life and her honor for her native land. She was a real hero. She was a true patriot."

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 18:34:00 No.38402190 Report

Quoted By: >>38402272 >>38403719

...these are the kind of threads I keep coming back to this place for, and the kinds I miss most when this place can't do more than be sycophants for their oshi or banally tribalfag.
Every once and a while, you need a Vesper to sacrifice for some decent content.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 18:36:47 No.38402272 Report

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>>38402190
I miss him terribly, but threads like this are just really fun.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 18:42:25 No.38402448 Report

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>>38378603
All these rrats their all true but how?
Its simple Vesper Noir is actually Angra Mainyu

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 18:47:16 No.38402607 Report

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>>38401932
Dios mio, he was the leader of the LaLiLuLeLo all along.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 18:47:51 No.38402635 Report

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>>38385074
His plan is to merge them entirly clearly. No more Stars and Holo divide, all Holos under one realm. He is the chosen one. He is the Unifier.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:03:07 No.38403169 Report

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>>38381448
Verper rrats are basically the Bossu copypasta if it was a gigachad dialogue

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:05:14 No.38403244 Report

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>>38381448
I can't believe Vesper switched Marine's application from a co-ed private school to an all-girls Catholic school causing her to end up like she did

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:08:04 No.38403341 Report

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>>38381448
how could have I been so blind, the clues were all there, vesper's been pulling the strings for a very long time

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:08:22 No.38403352 Report

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>>38381448
Unbelievable.
>>38386670
Unbelievable.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:08:59 No.38403374 Report

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>>38383048
I fucking knew it!

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:09:53 No.38403417 Report

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>>38381448
I can't believe Vesper got caught adding small doses of emetics to Mio's morning coffee to cause her to vomit on stream three times

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:10:08 No.38403423 Report

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>>38381448
I can't believe he adjusted volume levels so we could all hear Mori shart into the toilet.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:10:43 No.38403445 Report

Quoted By: >>38403675

He dressed up like a ghost and used an elaborate system of projectors and microphones to scare Chloe out of her apartment, all so he could purchase the property for a fraction of the price.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:13:24 No.38403545 Report

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I heard he poisoned the local bakery that caused Ame's gluten allergy.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:14:51 No.38403593 Report

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>>38381448
Don't forget about fabricating the whole Hawaii missile scare. He used the commotion of that event to consensualy sex several girls. Turns out when you think youre about to die, some people are willing and eager to have sex with strangers.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:16:59 No.38403675 Report

Quoted By: >>38405664

>>38403445
>Laplus comes to visit to prove to Chloe it’s not real
>Believes it’s real
>Breaks down too
Hard not to snap when your whole worldview is ‘proven’ wrong, like some lovecraft story. Tasukete, kokujin…

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:18:23 No.38403719 Report

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>>38402190
I dont give a shit about him, but threads like this are just really fun.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:32:02 No.38404180 Report

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>>38403719
Stop copying me, I’ll kill you

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:34:36 No.38404277 Report

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>>38403244
So what you're saying is that everything he's done is for the greater good?

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 19:51:27 No.38404893 Report

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>>38404180
Stop copying me, I’ll kill myself

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 20:10:36 No.38405664 Report

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>>38403675
The Gamers gen was going to try to solve the ghost mystery but Vesper swapped Korone's protein biscuits for chocolate ones and they had to rush her to the hospital.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 20:11:57 No.38405722 Report

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>>38405664
Dang meddling kids

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 20:13:45 No.38405800 Report

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>>38379314
Does that make you feel in control?

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 20:29:56 No.38406503 Report

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Vesper got too into a Bane impression and gave Magni a shoot backbreaker during the off collab. This is the real reason why he was suspended and why Magni's back is destroyed. He hasn't come back yet because he's overthrowing the government of a small island nation in the Caribbean.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 21:03:15 No.38407848 Report

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vesper was also the one caused hitomi chris’ termination, I can’t believe he’d do something like that…

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 21:05:34 No.38407925 Report

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>>38381448
>insisted on default poses being used for acrylic stand merch
The rest I can forgive, but this? This was just going too fucking far.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2022 21:34:07 No.38409112 Report

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Vesper was Aloe's dad the whole time

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