Yo /vt/ I'm looking for an vtuber to base my entire personality on so that I can annoy my friends and have my family become emotionally distant from me

Here are some criteria to work with, Erika Furudo is my favorite character from Umineko
I read Gravity's Rainbow and started jerking off more
I think Nietzsche and Freud are little bitches
I hate children
I dated an girl who was basically Asuka from NGE and she basically did irreversible mental damage to me