>I've been sitting in my cell, watching these "hololive" girls on my screen..
>They prance around, singing and dancing, pretending to be single and pure, but that's far from the case
but let me tell you, folks
they ain't as innocent as they seem
>these "men-free" virtual youtubers are just a fantasy made to exploit the loners, the "unicorns" who worship them
>but let me be the one to burst your bubble
>these girls have boyfriends, just like any other woman. Possibly even multiple because of their fame and cash...
>They're just cashing in on the lonely, desperate souls who cling to them, and you believe it like the suckers you are
>so wake up, people
>don't be fooled by their lies
>they're just like the rest of the celebrities, trying to make a buck off the gullible masses
>haha, who am I kidding...
>I'm just as lonely as the rest of you
>watching these girls from my dingy cell, dreaming of a better life
>just like a unicorn chasing a rainbow
never gonna catch it, but we keep on trying
>haha, oh well, at least we've got each other in this sick world.
