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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 19:00:46 No.38835689 View View Reply Original Report

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Good day Mr. Anon, I've been recommended to you because of your vast knowledge of various Vtubers. You might have noticed that my Vtubers don't stream so I'm in a rush to put together a new generation. I'm hiring you as a scout and recruiter. This time I want competent and hardworking vtubers.
I want a list of 5 or 6 viable candidates on my desk first thing in the morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 19:03:30 No.38835807 Report

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>>38835689
Thank you bringing me in, Mr Yagoo.

I'll cut straight to the point. It's me Mr Yagoo. I'm the one you need. I can stream 3 times a week easily, usually more. I have a good personality and have no mental illness. I simply want to bring joy to the world, and I want to do it under your banner sir.

I await your final decision. Thank you, and good day Mr Yagoo sir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 19:03:53 No.38835828 Report

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me running across the streets of canada to find six lonely, anime-obsessed korean hags with hot voices

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 19:08:28 No.38836028 Report

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>>38835689
not so fast mister yagoo until we negotiate a deal. I must be allowed to take one holomem as a sex slave/fuckmaid, in exchange for my services do you agree mister yagoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 19:21:42 No.38836628 Report

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>>38835689
Just clone luna

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 19:22:49 No.38836670 Report

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>>38835689
Hello Mr. Tanigo. Thank you, I'm happy to help you out.
You see, when you want to appeal to the west, you must hire Western people. I know it's scary for your management and yourself but white men aren't that scary. It will be okay.
I don't need a day to get your recruits. Let me just walk outside and get 5 white guys who aren't legume lads. They'll sit down and stream more than your highest earner.
It's just that easy. Now we need to keep your management from shitting itself when their individual natures shine, but that's on you champ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 19:31:01 No.38837029 Report

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>>38835689
Your lazy whores are in need of encouragement sex, and I'll be glad to deal with them all myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 20:32:52 No.38839448 Report

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>>38835689
have sex with hem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 20:47:53 No.38840089 Report

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>>38835828
Godspeed anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 21:09:47 No.38841115 Report

Quoted By: >>38841192 >>38848745

>>38836670
>men
You're fired
>>38835689
What you need is a very specific type of white girl, a rare model, not often made in modern times, a collector's edition white girl if you will. It's no coincidence that >>38836670 are the only bitches - I mean talents of yours that regularly stream and are still inclining.

In short we need to bolster our white girl stocks. God I love white girls. Anyway, first you kidnap Pomu Rainpuff, that's one slot. Then you offer Shiki Miyoshino one million gajillion dollars to leave PRISM, tell her she has to really work that Southern belle accent, God it's so fucking hot. That's two slots.

Slots three and four should be Amiya and Lisa from Tsunderia. They're white right? They sound white. Anyway you take those.

Slot five is Kaneko Lumi, you take her out back and tell her you'll kill her entire family if she causes drama, but besides that you let her stream normally. If you want a safer option Shee from Kawaii once gave birth on stream and fuck I still get hard thinking about it.

Anyway that's the full gen. I expect a 300k dollar salary, a dozen cases of fertility drugs, and Ookami Mio at my doorstep tomorrow. Thank you and good afternoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 21:11:32 No.38841192 Report

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>>38841115
>Ookami Mio at my doorstep tomorrow
*please emphasize that she needs to grow out her armpit hair and bush

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 21:12:05 No.38841220 Report

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>>38835689
1. Me
2. Me
3. Me
4. Me
5. Me
6. Me
I am a schizophrenic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 21:57:13 No.38843290 Report

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>>38835689
EN needs rape corection and I would be happy to help, Tanigo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 23:24:35 No.38847419 Report

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>>38835689
you do not need more talents, you need less
first we have to graduate all stars
next we have to fire some bad apples in management like that tranny Omega
then you need to allocate funds to wards the talents, they are the core product, no more investing in stupid tech adventures that constantly burn our assets and never shown any results
concentrate on vtubing, nothing else, so all money goes there to get any perms your talents want, making an anime, manga and lots of music and holographic concerts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 23:48:22 No.38848574 Report

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>>38847419
outside of Holoearth name one Tech asset that never shows results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 23:51:28 No.38848745 Report

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>>38841115
>Dooming Amiya to Holo permission bullshit
You absolute monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 23:53:44 No.38848852 Report

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>>38835689
Me i can stream more than kaela

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 23:56:27 No.38848981 Report

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>>38835689
Cover will fail next year as masculinity in men rises.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 23:58:25 No.38849084 Report

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>>38835689
Just hire Filian, Saruei or one of Kronii’s shitty friends already that’s my proposal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 23:58:43 No.38849097 Report

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>>38835828
Juna Unagi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 00:16:40 No.38849960 Report

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>>38835689
>competent and hardworking vtubers
Tanigo-san, according to your request, I suppose you want experienced streamer/vtuber. That's an issue cuz they know the way in and out too well, they will become lazy later like Laplus or Mori, only treating corpo vtubing as a side job. I request you reconsider your decision.

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