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Hey Anon, Yagoo here.

Yagoo Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:12:29 No.39438626 View View Reply Original Report

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I finally got caught for committing tax evasion, and I've been forced to step down as CEO. My last act as CEO is to appoint you as the new CEO of Hololive. What's your plan to pay back the Japanese government the $500 million we owe them? Good luck anon.

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:15:32 No.39438686 Report

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>>39438626
sue nijisanji and drama channel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:16:08 No.39438696 Report

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Buy an elected official to forgive the debt. Works for banks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:18:10 No.39438734 Report

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>>39438626
Sex with every single holo. Idk how I'll pay the government though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:20:43 No.39438791 Report

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>>39438696
cheap too. contributions from lobbyists to politicians are often under 10k

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:25:05 No.39438880 Report

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Ero Hologra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:25:26 No.39438891 Report

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>>39438626
You're not fooling anyone Riku

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:30:15 No.39438995 Report

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>>39438626
Graduate EN and ID, bring back CN and go and sell some gay arse holocoin and NFT too. Faggots will eat that shit up.
As a reward I'll have a mass orgy with all of holopro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:37:13 No.39439168 Report

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>>39438995
t. zhang

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:37:18 No.39439171 Report

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I would start a new program where if you are a member you get to go in a draw for a chance to win a date with your oshi. You can fuck her do whatever you want with her for 24 hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:38:38 No.39439202 Report

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>>39438626
Open up a new branch: Hololive Cayman Islands
Embezzle the money that’s left, have sex with my oshi and a selection of former Hololive Idols on the beach for the rest of my now much more affluent life.
also Kick out mori and accidentally leak her bf on the company’s Twitter account

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 10:42:35 No.39439313 Report

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>>39438626
All homos get chopped up and their parts sold off to the organ black market
Mass EN graduation and sold off to be sex slaves in the middle east to fat oil sheikhs, the white ones should be a nice price

That should cover at least 80% of the debt Yagoo-san.

Suisei also becomes my sister-wife and FBK my daughter-wife, this is incredibly important of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 11:28:33 No.39440595 Report

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>>39438626
Just wait for the money to roll in

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 12:00:55 No.39441514 Report

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>>39438626
Easy mode:
Make Holopro into a publicly traded company.

Normal mode:
Food and Beverages.
>Create a restaurant franchise
>Sell food and drinks alongside merch a la Happy Meal
>Slap the images of Holopro on all my foods and drinks
>Triple the price
>Collect obscene royalty fees as you expand your franchise to cover all countries that know Hololive

What Yagoo has in his hands is the most popular VTuber brand on Earth. All that he managed to do was to collab with some gayshit cake company to release canned cakes. Produce food and drinks yourself so that the population relies on you. Monopolize the area. Edge out the competition. Money will come after you get people addicted to your products.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 12:31:35 No.39442340 Report

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>>39438626
Hololive fighting game, hololive kart racing game
both are free to play and you get every character and track for free too
all we sell are alternate outfits, animations and voice lines
that'll be several billion right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 13:38:15 No.39444670 Report

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>>39438686
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 15:37:30 No.39449689 Report

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>>39438626
oops

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 17:03:02 No.39452913 Report

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>>39438626
Easy, Hololive gacha, anime and games.
The gacha itself should pull in the money in no time, especially if we make the most popular chuubas extremely rare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 17:14:47 No.39453404 Report

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>>39442340
Making a fighting game is kind of hard bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 17:36:43 No.39454237 Report

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Gacha and sex trade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 17:46:05 No.39454615 Report

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Sell HoloID and HoloEN to anycolor.
Scrap holoEarth, salvage anything reusable and establish a cheap cashgrab gacha in the style of Kirara Fantasia.
Sell more voice packs. Do more sponsorships.
Stablish a service similar to yumenographia for the highest paying oil barons, including nude 3D models and sinchronization with onaholes and dildos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 17:48:54 No.39454711 Report

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>>39438626
Whoring out the girls to oil baron gachikois.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 17:58:46 No.39455044 Report

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>>39438626
roboco sex bots

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 18:20:26 No.39455933 Report

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>>39438626
turning the company into a brothel
mori can be the bouncer or she would be a net loss

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 20:41:37 No.39461280 Report

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>>39438626
ya doomed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 20:48:40 No.39461556 Report

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>>39442340
Far too much cost to make a real game. Especially in such conquered genres. Better to make a generic sci fi gacha mobage where all the girls have the most atrocious techwear as default, and sell thier regular outfits for obscene prices.
Force Ina and Marine to do all the artwork to keep costs down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 20:53:03 No.39461742 Report

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>>39438626
Start making JAV with Vesper and Oga. All motion capped but the sex is live. Volume one is them both fucking. Volume two is them being put into debt to fuck old men. Volume three is them running away together and having solo sex again but one last old man gangbang at the beginning.

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 21:19:34 No.39462779 Report

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>>39438626
I won’t pay back shit. I would start by inviting every male gen from every branch into a “meeting” room and gas that bitch up. Fags roasted, my job is done, my legacy would be legendary. I would be the most based schizo retard in the world, and when I would eventually go to court I could look the faggot’s families in the eyes, smile, and never apologize. Forcing them to live with my shit eating grin and cope with whatever my sentence is as “justice” simple as

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2022 23:10:33 No.39466682 Report

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>>39461742
based

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 00:30:29 No.39469844 Report

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>>39438626
Used panty merch.
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