>>41009218You are completely correct: It is all her fault. All of it. Literally all things. Kson-souchou caused everything.
The creation of the universe, the decoupling of the strong nuclear force from the electroweak force, the formation of the galaxies, the accelerating expansion of spacetime, the evolution of sentient life, your mother being such a whore, the decay of protons, the eventual heat death of the universe.
She caused all of it, motherfucker. Breathe and be at peace, because nothing you can do will change that.
