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>Came to earth from space as a harbinger of the end times
>Space dragon
>Looking like the offspring of the elden beast and sahaquiel
>Lands in Australia
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>Starts moving toward Asia and Europe
>China gets scared and launches a nuke
>Tanks it
>north_korea.mov
>Still moving
>America sends in top secret prototype mechs
>All destroyed but they did ok
>Orbital strikes
>Finally "killed" the thing
>They come to inspect the scene and rescue survivors
>What survivors?
>Find cells still living in the remnants
>Collected the remnants and took them to an underground facility in Antarctica for testing
>Few decades pass
>Regains sentience
>Uploads consciousness to the internet through the computers they're using to run tests
>Gains internet access
>"They'll destroy themselves"
>Some time passes
>Becomes shitposting, anime watching, vtuber fan
>A century later
>The world is threatened by an invader again
>Lil bro
>They've been trying to create what they call "Angels" by transferring human souls into constructs that were created using the alien cells and biomechanical technology
>Doesn't work
>Everyones "soul" dies as soon as it leaves their human body
>Sounds cool
>Agrees to upload consciousness into one of the constructs
>some crazy shit happens
>Now a cyborg with powers beyond human comprehension
>Kills brother
>World is saved
>No thank you :feelsbad
>Sealed in a spire monument that now rests atop the desolate land that was once Australia
>Connects brain to the internet
>Sends terms to the World Government threatening to break out and destroy the world if they don't comply
>They agree
>Becomes a vtuber

Tldr don't waste too much time on vtuber lore