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Hololive status report

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Holo tribe! To date the war against Nijifags is going well, we inflicted about 71 casualties and even went too far and literally killed one. But what about our own casualties? Status report!

0 gen
>Sora going steady.
>Roboco going steady.
>Miko top rank vtuber.
>Suisei stellar stellar the fuck out of First Take and solo concert.
>AZKi geoguessing the fuck out of your location, move aside stalker-kun, the idol is the stalker now.
1st gen
>Mel seem to be doing well.
>Fubuki not many english clips, but seem popular on the japanese side.
>Matsuri lying whore, going steady.
>Akai Haachama university debuff, emotional debuff, still try to stream anyway, doing okay.
>Aki down due to surgery? i forgot.
>Hitomi who the fuck is this? died before making it to the recruit centre.
2nd gen
>Aqua burnout semi dead.
>Shion semi dead depression arc.
>Ayame resuscitation, upgrade from about-to-die to kind-of-alive.
>Choco going at her own pace.
>Subaru, if Choco stream less, Subaru IS THE 2nd gen.
Gamers
>Mio steady hag.
>Okayu lewding the fuck out of her membership.
>Korone stable dog.
3rd Gen
>Pekora top vtuber, literal world rank 5.
>Flare steady elf.
>Noel camwhore roommate steady income.
>Marine, world rank 3, vocal chords health debuff, fight managment for original lewd
song, went viral as fuck.
>Rushia died to menhera.
4th gen
>Kanata 54kg grip strength now.
>Watame last seem shooting Ui-beam.
>Towa-sama last seem getting wet over Apex dudes.
>Luna finally an adult.
>Coco chinks debuff, restriction debuff, chose to honorary discharged herself.
5th gen
>Lamy drank her way to high SC and international wine bronze medal.
>Nene off her depression meds,doing pretty well.
>Botan shooting and killing.
>Polka not much EN clips, but seem okay from jap side.
>Aloe 2 weeks.
6th gen
>La+ about to die, didn't even last a year.
>Lui every member want a piece of her in collab.
>Koyori stream, stream, STREAM.
>Chole stink her way to top SC.
>Iroha getting wet over her oshi Suisei.
EN gen 1
>Mori the hated world rank 4 vtuber.
>Kiara the most dedicated streamer in myth, stream while sick, still get hate.
>Ina is back but she still won't read your superchat.
>Gura doko? coming back before valentine she said. She is literal rank 1 vtuber in the entire world, COVER just need her to be alive.
>Amelia actually finished all her debut goals.
EN gen 2 + hope
>Irys fun and steady.
>Fauna doing well despite vegan debuff.
>Kornii badly handled Tempus collab, still doing okay.
>Mumei doing okay? play her character well at least.
>Baelz homolover going steady.
>Sana got too big and exploded, health? roommate job? don't know.
ID 1
>Moona is going to stream Hogwarts Legacy and you faggot SJWs are going to like it.
>Risu saved herself from arranged marriage because she is the breadwinner now, so all things considered, pretty good.
>Iofi art
ID 2
>Ollie have to work part-time, wtf?
>Anya surviving, don't think she care.
>Reine playing gaybirds with Kiara and that is haram.
ID 3
>Zeta swearing cat doing okay.
>Kaela what the fuck is sleep?
>Kobo getting gangbang by stars, would be bigger if she didn't collab so many times with them.

>HoloStarsJP
I don't watch homos but Roberu seem to be doing well with his collab with Mea and Astel with his Apex. Uproar was a complete mistake tho, they already know no market in JP for them.
>HoloStarsEN
Tempest 1 succeeded at taking numbers away from Niji, but what is the point of Tempest 2? the clown guy seem to be trying, the guy speaking spanish didn't get a buff like Coco tho.
>HoloCN
All shot for being traitors.

It is impossible to keep up closely with every single one of them, so if you have a better report, share.