>Christmas lunch
>Uncles are talking about how much they earn
>Tell them to stop being numberfags
>Grandpa starts going off about Biden again
>Tell him to keep it in /pol/
>Grandma asks my cousin if she has a boyfriend yet
>Interrupt by saying "yea, me"
>Dad tells me I should spend less time on the computer, by my age he was married with a good job
>Call him a normalfag
>Aunty asks what I've been up to, I show her my phone wallpaper which is an image of Gura, she asks me if shes a bit young
>I unlock my phone and start swiping through explicit images of Gura while saying "If you wanted to see more you should have just asked"
>Roast chicken comes out
>Shout out "Look it's Kiara", nobody else laughs
>Sister puts down fork saying she shouldn't have eaten so much, she thinks she's getting fat
>Say "good"
>Aunty complains about her deadbeat ex-husband who won't pay child support
>Say "Deadbeat huh, I think I know where his money is going"
>She asks where and I say it was a joke, but nobody understood it
>Go home and rewatch Gura play TABS
good day all things considered
