Forgive me for this, but I'm a high-profile Dad, and this needs to be said. You're all wasting your time. I've been interacting with Beachan since her inception—DMs, Twitter replies, thousands of comments every stream. She's showed interest in me an untold amount of times. I have the evidence, and I'm going to repeat what was said in previous threads—the nature of the evidence is personal, even if she was OK with it, I will not be sharing it with you.
You can feel it though, can't you? Something has been on her mind lately and amusingly it's been in the back of yours. I'll tell you—it's me. Deep down you know it to be true, you just can't shake that feeling that she's hiding something. I won't mention anymore but you should admit to yourself that you lost and that you should move on, it's for your own good. Your pathetic grooming attempts have been admirable—but they've failed—and we've been laughing.
In the past I've followed at least 500 vtubers, so you could say that I'm experienced. Naturally, I've gone through my usual phases to court her. For example, one week I'll like and reply to every single Tweet along with good morning and good night DMs, the next I'll unfollow her and only reply to other Dads. Females are fickle creatures, it's a tug of war to win their heart, and when they tell you to stop, you know you're on the right track—secretly, they love it. You should take note, maybe you'll be able to graduate from virginity in the future, and it goes without saying, not with her.
From one Dad to another, you need to know, after the last stream I finally confessed to her—and it's been read. Imagine her—dishevelled after waking—checking the time on her phone and noticing a new DM, "likely a good morning message from my #1 DAD", she thinks before withdrawing, noticing that instead it's a lot longer than usual. Squinting, she clumsily feels around for her glasses, then starts reading. Her face, beat red—her breath, heavy. Thinking about it makes me feel warm, it's only natural she hasn't replied yet—after all, it takes time to collect your thoughts after your true love confesses to you, please do not be concerned.
I've prepared my body for our first heated embrace. I do my reps every stream, entirely to her. When it starts I know that she's over there, naked—likely doing her own. I enter a frenzied state, pounding an onahole with her beautiful face. Edging entire streams does wonders to your psyche. My rock-hard diamond dick has been finely trained for our first night and I intend to make her remember it for the rest of her life.
Ah, while typing this I received a reply, I'll see you virgins later.
Best regards,
#1 DAD
