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Is Apex Legends simply the worst game ever or actually a secret weapon designed to destroy Hololive?
Think about it:
>Made by EA which is fucking cancer.
>Full of ugly woke characters
>Shit gameplay
>Partnered with China to make a mobile version
>Killed any hope of actual Titanfall sequels
And then look at the effects it has on Holos.
Botan
>Used to be a predator ranked pro, coached a team, they were so shit she almost gave up on FPS entirely
>When she joined Hololive, she almost put herself in the hospital trying to grind her Hololive account up to Predator
>Only way she could have fun is when she was playing with Nene
Aqua
>Famously burnt herself out grinding for Master
>In the process earned the ire of her fans for doing nothing but Apex, this in addition to the Chinese who were already anti'ing her caused her to basically retire from streaming
>Also didn't make it to Masters anyways lol
Matsuri
>Plays nothing but Apex
>Sucks at it too, earning the ire of her fans who don't want to watch Apex, and Apex autists who can't stand her being bad at their shitty game
>Collabs with male players and coaches all the time
Towa
>Plays Apex, got YABBED she left the Discord open and male voices were heard
>Panics, tries to say it was a Cover employee, Cover says nope, Towa's views and subs fall, is punished with a brief suspension for lying
>Has a literal breakdown in tears over StartEnd pressure
Laplus/Ayame
>They like this shitty game so much, they'd rather spend all their time playing it rather than streaming as Holos because they know nobody wants to watch it.
Ollie
>Spams Apex, gets aforementioned Apex haters, and Apex lovers who hate how she plays the game
>Is now hosting a Apex tourney featuring Homofags and trying again to push for mixed collabs
I seriously think that Apex Legends was created in a fucking lab as the ultimate weapon to destroy Hololive, as a game so fucking unbelievably shit, with a somehow rabid fanbase that will hound anyone that plays it into an early suicide. Yet somehow it's like crack to Holos, they get addicted and then inevitably draw the wrath of their viewers, who don't want to see this shitty game spammed 24/7 and then the Apex autists, who are mad at how bad an anime girl is at their favorite game. Clearly, the suits at EA took a look at League of Legends and were like "What if we made this worse and more accessible to dumb women?"
Apex Legends is like a cancer, a bioweapon designed to invade the brains of Holos and slowly turn their streams to shit, their fans against them, and their emotions to shambles. It is the ultimate demoralization tool, weaponized boredom, designed to plunge the Holos into mediocrity, while simultaneously opening itself up to the worst humanity has to offer by being F2P. Apex Legends is the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse.
Think about it:
>Made by EA which is fucking cancer.
>Full of ugly woke characters
>Shit gameplay
>Partnered with China to make a mobile version
>Killed any hope of actual Titanfall sequels
And then look at the effects it has on Holos.
Botan
>Used to be a predator ranked pro, coached a team, they were so shit she almost gave up on FPS entirely
>When she joined Hololive, she almost put herself in the hospital trying to grind her Hololive account up to Predator
>Only way she could have fun is when she was playing with Nene
Aqua
>Famously burnt herself out grinding for Master
>In the process earned the ire of her fans for doing nothing but Apex, this in addition to the Chinese who were already anti'ing her caused her to basically retire from streaming
>Also didn't make it to Masters anyways lol
Matsuri
>Plays nothing but Apex
>Sucks at it too, earning the ire of her fans who don't want to watch Apex, and Apex autists who can't stand her being bad at their shitty game
>Collabs with male players and coaches all the time
Towa
>Plays Apex, got YABBED she left the Discord open and male voices were heard
>Panics, tries to say it was a Cover employee, Cover says nope, Towa's views and subs fall, is punished with a brief suspension for lying
>Has a literal breakdown in tears over StartEnd pressure
Laplus/Ayame
>They like this shitty game so much, they'd rather spend all their time playing it rather than streaming as Holos because they know nobody wants to watch it.
Ollie
>Spams Apex, gets aforementioned Apex haters, and Apex lovers who hate how she plays the game
>Is now hosting a Apex tourney featuring Homofags and trying again to push for mixed collabs
I seriously think that Apex Legends was created in a fucking lab as the ultimate weapon to destroy Hololive, as a game so fucking unbelievably shit, with a somehow rabid fanbase that will hound anyone that plays it into an early suicide. Yet somehow it's like crack to Holos, they get addicted and then inevitably draw the wrath of their viewers, who don't want to see this shitty game spammed 24/7 and then the Apex autists, who are mad at how bad an anime girl is at their favorite game. Clearly, the suits at EA took a look at League of Legends and were like "What if we made this worse and more accessible to dumb women?"
Apex Legends is like a cancer, a bioweapon designed to invade the brains of Holos and slowly turn their streams to shit, their fans against them, and their emotions to shambles. It is the ultimate demoralization tool, weaponized boredom, designed to plunge the Holos into mediocrity, while simultaneously opening itself up to the worst humanity has to offer by being F2P. Apex Legends is the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse.