I will never not post this when the pepeloni is mentioned
>The Pepeloni, ah, the Pepelone
>Dost thou perceive the thing of which I speak?
>The Pepeloni where there is not one
>That I obtain from Dominos boutique
>Of Pepeloni I am rather fond,
>I evermore request the pan of cheese
>Can words express the heart of a gourmand?
>Perhaps a drawing will do more than these
>Behold: The pan of cheese contains an ear,
>And in that ear is cheese in greater share,
>And pepeloni on the surface, here,
>Which Dominos hath placed with such great care.
>I pluck it with impunity. Away!
>Because I shall consume it not this day
