A nijisanji fan, a hololive fan, and a vshojo fan organize a manliness competition

they go to a zoo, and steal three monkeys

the one who manages to have the most kids with the monkeys wins

the nijisanji fan manages to get two

the hololive fan gets four

the vshojofan gets only one

hololive fan & nijisanji fan laughs at vshojo fan and tells him he only has one child

the vshojo fan chukles and says "well yes , but my monkey was a male"