>Mori, Kronii, Vesper, Magni collab... again
Tale as old as tempiss themselves, why is it always them?
I'm drunk as fuck right now, and I think that I have figured things out! Why would any self respecting man settle for Mori, or Kronii, it doesn't make any sense? Why would Magni always be there instead of someone else? Then things finally clicked, they are not his end goal, he is using them in order to get the real prize. The old horndog is desperately worming his way towards cgdct-girls, the very essence of what makes hololive special. Just think about it.
>haha look at us having fun collabing again for 47th time hahah so fun
>checks dm's
>no collab request from anyone new
>contact Kronii
>says yes but she only want's to do solo collab
>no good
>join the apex tournament in an attempt to force your leg through the door
>everyone you have your eyes on is in girls only tournament
>shit
>contact Mori after letting some time pass
>heyyy that last collab we had was great Mori-senpai! we should have another group collab again soon! how about we both bring someone else with us?
>idol hating reaper accepts
>Vesper brings Magni, again, because he is the last unburned bridge standing
>Mori asks around
>dead silence
>only Kronii picks up
>Mori brings Kronii and the wheel keeps on turning
Trying the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result each time is slowly driving him mad. Just now realizes that other girls ain't biting
>w-what should I do... hmm? what is that? Fauna likes soma??
>plays soma in an desperate attempt to reel in Fauna
>will propably soon play other games that cgdct-squad have praised in a pursuit to have them contact him
In the end though he is always fated to fail, the girls see right through him. He will crawl bact to Kronii and Mori every time, repeating the cycle like it was spring, summer, autumn and winter, until, in the end he is left with a broken mind and 2 hapa children
