A hololive fan was really horny, so he posted an ad on a local social media.
The ad said: "Female Sexual Companion Wanted. ASAP"

Few hours later he found that he was getting two replies; one from a nijisanji fan, and one from a vshojo fan.

The nijisanji fan's reply said: "my wife's interested"

And the vshojo fan's reply said: "i'm interested, but i'm a male"