>>44042060Mousefriend, I don't even know what to say anymore. At first I honestly thought you were being sarcastic on the /vsj/ threads, but if you're coming all the way over here, you're down bad astronomically.
However, nobody's gonna cheat on wife even if you pay us, so you're gonna have to accept a compromise. Find a dildo, lay back, and imagine a giant ghost cat lollipop going to town on you, that'll have to do.
