Yagoo-san, heed these warnings,
Please, I am begging you,
Gaze upon what EN normalfag twitter & leddit have brought,
To the gates of Vshojo, VOMS, and 2434,
At what is encroaching upon the doorsteps of HoloEN, Stars, and ID,
Save those that should be saved,
Then sacrifice the chaff for the safety of your HoloJP,
And finally close shut again the gates of the vtuber world from normality,
Then others are sure to follow,
For the glory days once again to arrive,
You know what to do now,

Please,
Before it is too late...