I'm just telling you like it it is, Fryman. While Phill Simms will forever be my Giants Oshi, the oshi who makes me "giant" will always and forever be Yozora Mel. The way she goes "kappu kappu", heheheh, makes me want to kappu these babies down here, if you know what I mean? I know my doctor said I've, had my fair share of close calls with so-called "testicular torsion" which he claims might be linked to "unsafe masturbatory practices", but lemme tell you Fryman; I heard that voice and I don't even care no more.
And with god as my witness, I will give her that injection she so desires. I can't actually give my blood because uh, there's some stuff going on with that, but you know what I mean, right?
