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Megathread compiling the most damning evidence holoEN are complete and utter idiots

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>EN technical scuff has ascended past a meme to simply being regular expectation from every EN member
>Collabs are habitually delayed, with little to no efforts ever being done to schedule them earlier in advance
>Several members are known for regularly delaying the starting time of their streams for up to an hour, and have persisted in doing so for their entire career
>holoCouncil met up cross-country for an ASMR off-collab, could not obtain a working ASMR mic, simply streamed with a regular mic for an hour then went home
>Myth didn't think to bring enough joycons to play games together during an off-collab, had the opportunity to buy more while shopping; didn't. They then had to cut the collab short because they forgot to charge the few joycons they had and all but one ran out of batteries after 30 minutes.
>Several members still haven't figured out how to lock layers in OBS despite having streamed for multiple years
>Most members can't balance audio levels between members when hosting collabs
>Several members (Ame, Gura, possibly others) stream on broken or subpar PCs despite having earned hundreds of thousands of dollars
>Several members (Gura, Mori, IRyS) failed elementary grade math questions on stream
>Chess games between any EN members are absolutely indescribable
>Ame regularly cripples herself by eating gluten products despite having a gluten allergy
>When meeting up irl, a group of four members (half of which American) couldn't figure out the value of American coins
>Ame spent days building a demolition derby in Rust, didn't invite anyone to it, and got sad/sullen when the server reset without anyone using it
>Mori retweeted a crude drawing of her getting fucked doggystyle while a crying Deadbeat is watching
>Kronii spent months building up an audience of parasocial/unicorn fans only to tell them to fuck off on a whim after a random break
>Mori accidentally changed her mouse sensitivity instead of her screen brightness, simply accepted it as fact, and kept playing
>Kiara accidentally played all her games with her monitor set at 30hz for two years
>Mori was unsure if fruits and vegetables were plants before being corrected by Fauna
>Mori accidentally pepper-sprayed herself by testing it in the sink
>Mori has regularly struggled with opening beer and wine bottles
>IRyS confessed she thought the Eiken Grade 1 test was too difficult for her. Eiken Grade 1 is considered to be below high school-level English, and does not even qualify as full English fluency
>Mori couldn't figure out how to blow through a kazoo so she kept ordering new ones thinking the ones she had gotten were broken
>Ame leaves part of her credit card debt unpaid every month so she can build credit
>Gura ate pizza that fell in her bath
>Ame ate pizza that fell on a public bathroom floor
>Gura once knocked herself out with her own knee
>Gura doesn't know what Roman numerals are
>Sana thought the Odyssey was written by Shakespeare
>Ame ate sand as a kid
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