I had a dream last night I’m which I had a chance to interact with Watame in real life, but it did not go as you would expect. A little bit of background for this story is that I live in a house with 4 other guys in college, and all of us are athletic and social”y successful, but one of my roomates has notoriously bad luck with women. It’s mainly due to his own insecurities and the fact that college women will legitimately not look at you if you’re below 6’ tall (he’s 5’ 10”, while the rest of us are over 6’3”) but he still tries his best. One day he starts talking about how he matched with this girl on tinder named “Watame” and that he’s going to get dinner with her and they’re going to hang out at our place afterwards. I check his phone as the name Watame piqued my interest, and lo and behold, the images show real Watame, about four or five pictures of her posed in her different outfits and all that (my roomate doesn’t know what vtubers are). The day comes for his date and he leaves to meet her for dinner, while I hang out on the couch waiting for them to get back. Hours pass untilI hear the door open, I see my friend return with none other than the real life Watame.
It’s disgusting. This woman has virtual Watame’s outfit and voice, but she’s fat, like over 200 pounds fat, her skin is reddened and splotchy, and her hair is greasy and smells bad. I give my roomate a worried look, but he shoots me back with a stern face, I can only assume that it had been so long for him that he was going to take this chance. I hang out with them in the living room while they smoke, and talking to Watame in real life may have been even worse. She was incredibly boring, had no interests at all besides watching whatever was popular on Netflix, and didn’t listen to any music that wasn’t on the top 50 charts. She was also lazy and stupid, when we asked her about her major she told us what it was, but she “didn’t really go to class since it’s boring and I can find the answers online lol”. Anyways, I tell them I’m going to walk to the convenience store to pick up some stuff I need for tomorrow, and also to give them an excuse to head to the bedroom and get this over with. Time passes, and as I’m heading back from the store I pass by Watame walking home in front of a nearby park, and she says “Hi anon, I had fun tonight, hopefully I’ll be seeing you again soon” and I can only meekly smile and say “yeah” knowing that the last thing I want to do is see her again in person. When I get home my roomate, with his head in his hands, talks about the date and how ashamed he was for stopping this low for shitty pussy.
It was all fine until the next morning, when I check my phone and see a video from a friend who lives adjacent to the park simply titled “What the Fuck”. It’s a video of Watame masturbating violently at the bottom of the slide, in the middle of the well lit park at night.

Anyways, what do you think your oshi would be like in real life?