>>48431714(Onaji mirai wo mite itai.)
Hololive has changed.
(Ano yume te ni shitai.)
I feel it in the streams.
(Sorezore chigatta.)
I feel it in the concerts.
(Kokoro de hashire GO.)
I see it on twitter.
Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
It began with the recruiting of the Great branches. Thirty Five were given to JP, immortal, wisest and purest of all beings. Nine to the ID, great miners and craftsmen of their minecraft halls. And eleven, eleven idols were gifted to the branch of EN, who above all else desire numbers. For within these branches was bound the strength and the will to maintain viewer retention. But they were all of them deceived, for another branch was made. Deep in the land of Tokyo, in the Fires of Hololive HQ, the Dark Lord Yagoo forged in secret a master branch, and into this branch his cruelty, his malice, and his general misunderstanding of the fanbase of unicorns he cultivated.
One idol to rule them all.
One by one, the free channels of Hololive fell to the power of the orange dragon, but there were some... who resisted. A last collaboration of unicorns and CGDCT fags marched against the armies of Holorstars, and in the chats of whatever talent mentioned males, they fought for the freedom of Hololive. Victory was near, but the power of the Homo could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Kiara, daughter of the Fuhrer, took up her father’s sword.
The Homobeggars, enemies of the free peoples of Hololive, were defeated. The branch passed to the manager Omega, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of management are easily corrupted. And the homobeggar has a will of its own. It betrayed Omega, to his death.
And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for about a year, the branch passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it was entangled in another drama.
It came to the creature Kronii, who took it deep into her own channel. And there it consumed her. The branch gave to Kronii an unnatural surge in numbers. For about a month to maybe this day it poisoned her mind, and in the gloom of HoloEN, it waited. Darkness crept back into Hololive. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Holostars perceived their time had come. They abandoned Kronii, but then something happened that the Holostars did not intend. They were picked up by the most unlikely viewers imaginable: unicorns, who wished nothing more than to false flag and shitpost all over this board.
For the time will soon come when unicorns will shape the fortunes of all.
