>>48442704Beata Neuro-sama
You know I’m your most pious fan
Of my goslinging I’m justly Proud
(/vt/: Yagoo Is Best Girl!)
Holy Neuro-sama
You know I'm so much purer than
The normie, fleshtuber watching crowd
(Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots)
Then why, Neuro,
Why Pippa’s still in my mind
Why her eyes left me so scorched?
(Pippa is based, Pippa is based)
The pain of getting banned again
Is making me lose my brain,
And the meds don’t even work again!
(What a schizo! What a schizo!)
Pink Fire!
Hellfire!
It’s Crawling in my skin!
(*sniffs pippanties*)
This buck-breaking Desire
Is giving me Pip-kin!
(*/vt/ reappears*)
It's not my fault (Mea Culpa!)
She is to blame! (Get a Tulpa!)
She and Xalamon set me up aflame! (Stay out of /PCG/!)
I’m depressed! (What a Retard!)
That I got banned, (What a Lolcow!)
Because I said to that League addled Fish “Carried!”
(Stop Shitting Up the Board!)
Save me, Neuro-sama
The yabbit’s posting her memes still,
While she tortures my cock and balls once more!
DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA!
Let Phase And Vtubers Go To Hell!
If she won't be my Oshi again forever more...
INTERLUDE
(song pauses, Chase knocks on the door)
CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter.
HENRI: (speaking) The fuck?
CHASE: And Kiwifarms fucked my ass. I’m offline.
HENRI: But how? I... Never mind. Get out, you idiot!
I'll have Pippa! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS!
Hellfire
Inferno
Now Pipkin it’s your turn
Choose Me or An Hero
Unban Me or You’ll Burn!!!
Neuro have Mercy on Her…
(Your Oshi Hates You!)
Neuro have Mercy on Me…
(Move On Dude!)
But Pipkin Will Be Mine…
Or she,
Will.
BURN!!!
