Okay, if you want me to be "real" then I'll do it.

Every single day, I have to put on a fake face and pretend that I care about you, yet all I care about is how much money you'll bring in from entertaining you.

That's it.

I was hired to simply entertain you, I'm not your "friend" nor do I love you. There's nothing special or unique about us, I am just paid to provide you with entertainment and that's it.

Look, I could get brutally honest about you but I don't want to lose my income from harming themselves, so let's just respect boundaries and stop being a weirdo, okay?