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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 09:56:09 No.49524584 View View Reply Original Report

Meanwhile, in the /vt/ mall...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 09:57:24 No.49524615 Report

Quoted By: >>49527217

Still no merch in the Europe section???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 09:58:56 No.49524649 Report

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>>49524584
The floor is kept so clean, where do all these rrats keep coming from?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 09:59:09 No.49524655 Report

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>>49524584
All the clothes in this store look like it's made for WHORES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 09:59:27 No.49524663 Report

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>>49524584
Dammit retards when I said install a strip club I didn't mean a GAY strip club!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 10:03:06 No.49524772 Report

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Where's the Hot Topic? I need to grab an MSI shirt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 10:11:49 No.49525019 Report

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>>49524584
The fucking ice cream machine's broken at the KFP AGAIN?!
I thought this shit only happens at Mickey D's fucking Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 10:13:59 No.49525069 Report

Quoted By: >>49526762 >>49530669

>>49524584
Where is the meat section?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 10:20:30 No.49525220 Report

Quoted By:

>>49524584
MF WHERE THE ARCADE
u got me fucked up they dont got mai-mai

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 10:57:00 No.49526158 Report

Quoted By:

>>49524584
Who let all these m*les in here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 11:01:03 No.49526256 Report

Quoted By:

>>49524584
do all malls look the same or does op live near me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 11:05:46 No.49526370 Report

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>>49524584
I checked out the advertised sale in the Nijisanji store but it turns out their "huge discounts" were only -2%. I'm reporting them to the BBB.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 11:10:07 No.49526480 Report

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>>49524584
Excuse me, do you know where I can get a catalog?
Someone took a shit on mine again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 11:10:46 No.49526490 Report

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>>49524584
I would like to return this gaming chair. I was told a girl had sit on it but turns out it was her brother's.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 11:13:46 No.49526569 Report

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Ahem. Urgent product recall! Buyers of the "Lap+ Darkness" figurine, please return to the merch store! A packaging error has occurred! Urgent product recall!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 11:14:12 No.49526577 Report

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>>49524584
I saw people going into the janitor closet next to the Niji store and coming out some kind of card in their hand. What's up with that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 11:21:52 No.49526762 Report

Quoted By: >>49530669

>>49525069
They keep shutting down the meat department for some reason...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 11:38:47 No.49527217 Report

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>>49524615
the mall doesn't have enough European customers. Americans and Asians. Perhaps if the big retail outlets created more portals to Europe that would change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 11:44:30 No.49527395 Report

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So there's these two guys with toasters on their heads, handing out warm chocolate milk in cute penguin-shaped cups for free at the east wing.
...it's just Ovomaltine mixed with Milo.
When I asked why those two particular brands, they kept saying cryptic bullshit like "this is what the Swiss was hiding from the world all along", "Tim Horton is of Aztec-Mayan descent, they perfected choccy milks" among other stuffs. Can someone actually tell me why? I've been observing them for more than a year now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 11:53:18 No.49527673 Report

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I probably should have picked up my Roboco sexbot as my FINAL stop instead of my first, huh? Can't stand the judgemental glares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 12:28:37 No.49528906 Report

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Who took a shit in the fountain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 12:45:25 No.49529546 Report

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I know there is an army base nearby, but I didn't expect to see so many generals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 13:10:15 No.49530538 Report

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I would like to remind the mall patrons and staff that only baelz hakos is fully vaccinated. Any other rrats constitute a health hazard and should not be brought to the mall.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 13:13:54 No.49530669 Report

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>>49525069
>>49526762
The meat didn't pass inspection.
It's rotting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 13:14:43 No.49530718 Report

Quoted By: >>49530870

>>49524584
where's the hag section

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 13:18:08 No.49530870 Report

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>>49530718
Next to the bakery. There's a big cake display, and the hag section begins right after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 13:19:02 No.49530906 Report

Quoted By:

>>49524584
dead mall beacause coronavirus pandemic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 13:34:01 No.49531536 Report

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I like to go to the mall to escape from my life, to see all those people moving around

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 13:38:30 No.49531682 Report

Quoted By: >>49531745

>>49524584
Dammit, all the XXL sports bras are sold out again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 13:40:02 No.49531745 Report

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>>49531682
If you buy 3 regular sports bras you get a fourth for free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 13:57:08 No.49532316 Report

Quoted By: >>49532498 >>49532737

>>49524584
*loudly and violently shitting in the bathroom*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:02:28 No.49532498 Report

Quoted By: >>49532595

>>49532316
Someone ate at Haachama's!

I heard that Lamy's Bar is a pretty legit establishment

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:05:00 No.49532595 Report

Quoted By: >>49532998

>>49532498
The blue one, the green one, or the pink one?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:08:46 No.49532737 Report

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>>49532316
I told you to stop eating at Tako Bell, anon, Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:10:46 No.49532810 Report

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>>49524584
Gura's merch doko ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:16:12 No.49532998 Report

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>>49532595
Classic blue!

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:23:37 No.49533248 Report

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Come get your free choccy~

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:23:48 No.49533252 Report

Quoted By:

>>49524584
I really.miss the astronomy hobby store why'd they close it after not even a year?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:37:11 No.49533757 Report

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ASMR store has a waiting line of 4 hours again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:39:30 No.49533846 Report

Quoted By: >>49533969

oh shit, oshi massage parlor currently 20% off! get a discount code for happy endings on your next visit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:42:41 No.49533969 Report

Quoted By: >>49534138

>>49533846
How can I know that the masseuse won't be a twink cosplayer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:47:38 No.49534138 Report

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>>49533969
Look this isn't going to be another Mogu Boat Incident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:58:32 No.49534532 Report

Quoted By: >>49535220

>>49524584
How do all these pagpag stalls afford the rent? They can't even serve me up a half-decent fried rrat.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 15:15:03 No.49535220 Report

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>>49534532
>They can't even serve me up a half-decent fried rrat
anon, they sell re-cooked scraps from the local Jollibee; are you sure you're not eating at Bob's Iguana Bits?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 15:21:19 No.49535470 Report

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I'd like to recommend Anya-Petra Global Travel Agency. The two young ladies that helped me plan my trip were very accomodating.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 15:22:32 No.49535511 Report

Quoted By: >>49535577

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 15:24:03 No.49535577 Report

Quoted By: >>49536275

>>49535511
>mfw another Sapling's gotten lost for the 69th time this week

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 15:28:54 No.49535742 Report

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I WANT TOYS I WANT A PET I WANT A BIG SOFT PRETZEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 15:31:42 No.49535841 Report

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A woman with pink hair was seen standing by the toy store in a suspicious manner. Possibly attempting to allure young boys. Please contact security if you see her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 15:43:07 No.49536275 Report

Quoted By: >>49536695

>>49535577
They do it on purpose so Fauna will hug them into her breasts to soothe them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 15:53:44 No.49536695 Report

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>>49536275
Well then she should do that to me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 15:56:52 No.49536808 Report

Quoted By: >>49537458 >>49537784

Excuse me can anyone tell me where to get Ame milk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 16:11:08 No.49537386 Report

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>>49524584
AHH BROS DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS LOOKS
___LIMINAL___???
ooOoooOOOoOO

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 16:12:46 No.49537458 Report

Quoted By: >>49538384

>>49536808
Sorry sir, fresh out of stock. We only have Ina'nis milk
If you still want Ame milk, I suggest you try Kroger's

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 16:19:29 No.49537730 Report

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>>49524584
>attention: semen/bile slurry spill in the vhoej- I mean, "vshojo" section. Calling janitors from "team doitforfreedom" to clean that up asap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 16:20:43 No.49537784 Report

Quoted By: >>49538384

>>49536808
Unfortunately that's now only available to Tempus card holders!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 16:36:59 No.49538384 Report

Quoted By: >>49540697

>>49537458
>>49537784
Bs bought it last week with no problem, man this mall sucks
Anyway maybe I can get some chicken (Kiara) breasts instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:24:14 No.49540697 Report

Quoted By:

>>49538384
Of course. There's plenty of chicken in the usual room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:25:42 No.49540766 Report

Quoted By: >>49540898 >>49543351

There's a bunch of bald guys lurking around and they're missing a finger or two on each hand. Shouldn't we call security on them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:28:17 No.49540898 Report

Quoted By:

>>49540766
Do they look like Greek gods?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 18:26:45 No.49543351 Report

Quoted By: >>49544058

>>49540766
Dont bother them the Doggo is protective of her customers, she bit a female customer that was sitting next to one thinking it was a date
The fingers are price of admission to Big Doggos Super Fun Happy Time Wan Wan BDSM emprorium
I dont know why they go in, she just punches them in the stomach and screams at them for an hour but i hear you get freshly baked patissery bread to eat on the way out. She is a bakers dog after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 18:41:01 No.49544058 Report

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>>49543351
What about that bald girl wearing a suit? Is it safe to approach her?

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